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Servant Corps

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Worst Role Ideas
« on: October 31, 2009, 10:24:02 pm »

Similar to the Worst Role Ideas in Mafiascum, we post ideas for roles that are the worst ever.

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You are Link, Townie Resetter. At any time, during the day, you can play the Song of Time, restarting the entire game and re-shuffling all the roles.

Mask_man, from IRC Mafia, had a different idea:
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Better Link Idea: You are link. When the Deku tree died, he told you to find princess Zelda blah blah blah. You may Journey at night. === If link finds Zelda, Zelda will give him the occarina, and he can do the song of time. Once the song of time it sung, the game restarts and roles are shuffled. The song cannot be sung twice, and cannot be sung after day #.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 10:44:34 pm »

*Glances at KWN Mafia*

*Smiles knowingly*

Jack of the Ether is a pretty jacked up role.
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CobaltKobold

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 10:49:56 pm »

Moon: Crushes the town after three days, for victory.

:V :P
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2009, 10:55:09 pm »

Rulemaker:  One a day, you are allowed to create a rule which will be placed in the front page, though hidden.  The rule can be of any design you wish. 

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2009, 10:57:00 pm »

"Do Not Post."
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 01:15:57 am »

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Loser

Heads: I win. Tails: You lose.

At the end of the game, you lose. You have no powers, no vote, and are not allowed to post. You win if you don't lose.
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 01:50:18 am »

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You are a Violent Logophobist.

Any person who posts more than 3 times you may choose to kill. There is no limit to the amount of times you can do this.
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CobaltKobold

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 02:02:59 am »

Hippie
Your goal is to have peace and harmony. You lose if anyone dies.
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 02:23:46 am »

*   Role: Warlock (town). You are a warlock! Lately you have been messing with fire magic, so if anyone votes you, you and them will both catch on fire. You win when all the bad guys are gone.

Actual role I recieved..
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 02:35:49 am »

*   Role: Warlock (town). You are a warlock! Lately you have been messing with fire magic, so if anyone votes you, you and them will both catch on fire. You win when all the bad guys are gone.

Actual role I recieved..

O_O
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2009, 02:43:34 am »

One word: Ghost
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 02:47:55 am »

Never been a big fan of the "Azwolg" role, where you automatically kill a certain player on the first night.
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2009, 03:04:53 am »

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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2009, 04:33:59 am »

The Man Who Has Had His Voicebox Removed And Is Also A Bomb.

You cannot Post, PM, QuickChat Talk or anything. You lose when Day 1 ends. When you lose, you explode, killing everyone else.

Highly pathetic role I just came up with.
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Re: Worst Role Ideas
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 09:23:41 am »

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So like, you can block the lynch of ANYBODY.  As many times as you want, and your role has to be town.  So like, why don't you claim Captain first day and block your own lynch to be 100% confirmed?  Yeah, sure.  That'll be cool.  I hear ToonyMan has had this happen to him TWICE.
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