When I entered my office today at 0530, I found an unsigned note requesting that we do a hit on Osirin, both for the loot and because attacking gangs was the right thing to do. Well, we do need the cash, but it would be bad for the commander of X-Com to be seen attacking a gang.
So I woke Zangi up, had him called into my office, and returned the note to him as I spoke.
Nirur Torir: "It is not X-Com's job to deal with the gangs. The Senate is aware of their illegal activities, and generally turns a blind eye towards them. Sure, Megapol occasionally gets called in on them, but-"
Zangi: "Sir? How did you know I wrote that?"
Nirur Torir: "Security cameras. Anyway, although your idea could indeed suppliment our income very nicely, it would, ah, not be prudent for the commander of X-Com to order a raid against the gangs. Now, if you'll excuse me, It's time for my weekly check-up in the medical-ward. Oh, and about your other request, to conduct training exercises with a squad of four other soldiers-"
Zangi: "Sir, I didn't-"
Nirur Torir: "Approved. Dismissed."
And so I walked out, certain that he was not planning to do anything wrong as he gathered a small squad and entered the Valkyrie.
Zangi: "Haha, I never knew about that. Let's hope the aliens never attack it."
Zangi: "Alright, we're here on unofficial business, cleansing the building of aliens."
Bug: "I still don't see why we're here at six in the morning. Couldn't we have waited a few hours longer? The aliens seem to be nocturnal."
Zangi: "Shh, we're actually here to raid Osirin. The commander didn't want to get involved with the politics of it."
Zangi: "Bug, Meph, with me. This building has two exits - an elavator in the middle, and these rickety stairs here. Aqizzar, cover for Dynamitri as he brings them down."
Dynamitri: "Hahaha, I love these things."
Aqizzar: "Good timing, here they come now. I'll get them."
Zangi: "The explosions have stopped. You clear over there?"
Aqizzar: "Clear. Moving in to assist you."
Zangi: "Er .. Actually, I'd feel more comfortable with you on the other side of the thick wall."
Dynamitri: "Ah, I gotcha. I'm out of high explosive charges though.
Zangi: "No, I just don't want you blowing me up."
Dynamitri: "Oh."
Zangi: "Well, where are they? Dynamitri, go up there and throw a few grenades to get their attention."
Dynamitri: "A few incendiary grenades should work."
Zangi: "AP. We need to get in there after killing them."
Dynamitri: "Direct hit!"
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Zangi: "I only hear screams of pain, not of agony! You two, with me. Aqizzar, guard our back. Dynamitri - You guard the street."
Dynamitri: "<Grumbling in Russian about Zangi being a terrible leader>"
Meph: "Lots of them. Opening fire."
Zangi: "They're down. Grab some loot and search the floor for hostiles."
Meph: "Owww...."
Bug: "Hey, plasma guns. I thought they weren't even on the market yet."
Meph: "Hey, Dynamitri, nice seeing you up here, but weren't you ordered to stay down there?"
Dynamitri: "I heard the distinct sound of a rocket launcher falling to the floor, and then being stuffed into a backpack. Give. Now."
Meph: "What, this?"
Dynamitri: "..."
Meph. "Ow, okay, okay, I give up, take it."
Dynamitri: "Good, good, good."
Zangi: "What's good? AHHH! Don't even think about firing that in here! That's an order!"
Dynamitri: "What sort of fool do you take me for?"
Aqizzar: "Hey, we've got incoming. Switching to AP rounds."
Meph: "Target down. I'll come watch with you while Zangi and Bug finish clearing the floor."
Zangi: "Hey, wait, that only leaves one person who can be guarding that hallway ..."
Dynamitri: "<Quiet, joyful whispers in Russian>"
Zangi: "Uh ... Bug, we'd better finish here faster."
Meph: "They just keep coming. Hey, Aqizzar, you're a pretty good shot with those things."
Zangi "Alright, enough chatter. Let's just finish clearing the building and get out of here."
Zangi: "Since this wasn't an officially sanctioned mission, no promotions."
Meph: "...Then why was did I even bother coming?!"
Zangi: "Dunno."
Meph: "Worst leader ever."
Ah, what a refreshing hour off. I'm not sure how Dynamitri can even move with all those explosives, and - Hey, a rocket launcher. Seems that Zangi successfully negotiated with our suppliers. (7 psiclones! Hurray! And yes, I agree that it's a silly name.)