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[Sean Mirrsen]

If DF zombies were anything like IVAN zombies, then a Zombie Elite Bowman > anything.

In DF, me and my elven swordsman companion had to crawl away from meeting one of those - at close range. We survived only because I could grab his bow and punch his head off.

In IVAN, I met a sturdy zombie. As a lasher type person. The battle lasted an entire ingame day. I couln't hurt it much with the whip, but my iron boots of kicking were in place and effective. I got lucky and whipped its sword arm off though, but it still could shield against a lot of my attacks. It kicked me a few times, too. I pinned it to the wall, and kicked it until it lost balance, and smacked headfirst into the wall. The head snapped off. The zombie promptly grabbed the nearest head it found (kobold's), and attached it. The battle raged on until I whipped the shield arm off of it, too, but even then it managed to reattach its head a few times until I finally kicked it to death. If DF zombies were like that, I'd stay away from the ruins, unless I've got a sizeable party coming along.

[Earthquake Damage]

You could always mod in chainsaws and shotguns and let the zombie beatdown begin.

[Rondol]

Sean -- Who are you on the IVAN forums? Do you even use the IVAN forums at all?

[Sparksol]

Ninja pirate zombie robot. With a rhesus monkey sidekick.

[FlamingKittenMittin]

quote:Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>Kobolds > ninjas + pirates + ninja pirates + pirate ninjas + vikings + berserkers + obscure historical figures (ex. Napoleon, Lincoln)+ robots + everything!

THAT IS THE DIVINE FACT OF ARMOK, AND THOSE WHO DISAGREE WILL BE ZAPPED BY MY DIVINE LIGHTING!!!!!!

Then we have the elves...</STRONG>

The other day I was adventuring and stumbled apon a very large kobold caravan. I had all my points in swiming at the time so I didnt have any weapons. After i killed a kobold child i picked up its body and used it to kill other kobolds. My kill count for that caravan was somthing like foutyish. by the time I died I was so weighted down by bodies I dont think I could have fought mutch.. Btw I died by lighitng all the kobold bodys on fire and picking them all and jumping into a casm.

Armok your not as cool of a god as you used to be. From now on im worshiping snuggles the god of kittens.

[Guy]

quote:Originally posted by FlamingKittenMittin:
Armok your not as cool of a god as you used to be. From now on im worshiping snuggles the god of kittens.[/QB]

If you're talking about the kobold then I have to disagree.  I think Armok was on to something there.

Also, technically Chuck Norris > everything else mentioned in this thread.  The only thing even more powerful is the Dwarven Chuck Norris.

(Of course, as soon as Chuck Norris is mentioned in a thread, it's probably time to let it die.)

[Rondol]

I'd agree, but the Dwarven Chuck Norris is just too awesome. Of course, what we REALLY need is Darth Norris the Dwarf.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Darth Norris the Zombie Cyberdwarf Elite Wrestler?

[Narushima]

Corsica is a part of France, regardless of what bomb-putting people say...
And we also have Didier Super, who is pretty badass !XD

Edit : talking about french ninja : http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpT1RO9PTc

[ November 06, 2007: Message edited by: Narushima ]

[Thallone]

ninjas and pirates and swords and sharks and mockingbirds? It's How to Kill a Mockingbird
edit: aack, url'd it wrong, srry

[ November 06, 2007: Message edited by: Thallone ]

[Yag Alone]

don't underestimate the hippo...

[Fishersalwaysdie]

How to kill a mockingbird.
It's like Wikipedia only the random article link is more useful...

[PTTG??]

This is an engraving of a Dwarf ,a beard and Dragons. The Dwarf is raising the beard. The beard is making a triumphant gesture. The Dragons are fleeing. The Beard is striking down the dragons. The Dwarf is Laughing.

[Fenrir]

This is an engraving of PTTG??, a post, and a thread. The thread is dead. PTTG?? is reanimating the thread. The post is irrelevant.

[Athmos]

quote:Originally posted by Balathustrius:
<STRONG>France has a long history of badassery:  Napoleon, Ingres, D'Artagnan, Lancelot, and the list goes on.  Napoleon and Lancelot were *not* surrender monkeys, and until carp can gore dwarves to death with their tusks before trampling them into beared paste, I think this places ninjas firmly back into their proper position as > than pirates.</STRONG>

There are countless others, as in any european country in fact. Any country that survived european wars for about 1500 years have some badass leaders, kings and generals on its records. American people could think about Lafayette for example.

However, Ingres was a painter, and Lancelot is a novel character. Quoting them in your post does not makes French credibility much good...

Athmos