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-Toady One does not, in fact, code anything at all. He simply mandates the code be produced and the C++ assembles itself out of fear.

-Dwarf Fortress never crashes; some computers simply can't handle the awesome.

-Toady one once put [FLYER] on the human raws for a test; for that day, everyone could fly, but nobody tried it.

-If you look in a mirror on April 12th and say "Urist" 100 times, backwards, Dwarves will appear and make you into an artifact hat.

-Toady One is fueled by propane; as heating fuel prices increase, more donations are needed!

-While it is true that he can be harmed by Scamps, what many people do not know is that Toady One's house is blacklisted by the USPS after they lost four heavily-armed delivery workers in one delivery.

-There is a -cotton sock- in the middle of downtown Seattle; nobody has ever moved it, because it belongs to Toady One.

-HFS actually stands for Hamster, Frog, (and) Scamps.