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[ToonyMan]

ToonyMan, are you tunnelvisioning yet?

NO.  I'm getting SCUM.

[Pandarsenic]

ToonyMan, are you tunnelvisioning yet?

NO.  I'm getting SCUM.

Okay, just checking. You're sure?

[Mr.Person]

ToonyMan, are you tunnelvisioning yet?

NO.  I'm getting SCUM.

Okay, just checking. You're sure?

ToonyMan is always ONE HUNDRED PERCENT sure!

[Jim Groovester]

Unvote Frelock. I'm not sure I buy his short e explanation, but I'm willing to reconsider.

JanusTwoFace, how can anybody trust you when you have two faces?

[Org]

I did not red Forsaken

[CobaltKobold]

Hmm... now we need someone to change their avatar to a cultist, an alien, an assassin and an elf and we should be done.

U A U E

Posting to watch scumthread more efficiently.

[webadict]

Jim, the 'e' is short, so it's more like "Frey-lock" rather than "Free-lock."  Common mistake.

Webadict, if you're not dead by day 3, you must be scum.  I'd rather have anyone else as scum than you.  So therefore, we need to kill you off before day 3 to keep you from being scum.

... Hmm... I suppose the best way to settle this is for me to die in the Night, now won't it?

Anyhow, I was planning to go for the OMGUS on you because you seem scummy based entirely on your response here. But, I'm willing to think my first guesses are always wrong, as they usually are. However, ToonyMan is ridiculous.

So, I'm going to claim right now. I'm a Mad Scientist. I have an Assassin Bot. To prove it, I will shoot the person I can read the least.

@Meph: I will shoot ToonyMan. Take this as an action right now. I'm hoping that he dies a most horrible death, and also hoping that the Gambler's Fallacy backs up why I think he's scum.

Plus, his insistence on the Toony Tunnel is annoying. Gotta go, pal. Also, if I hit scum, it was 90% luck.

[Mephansteras]

Ok, then...


  ToonyMan lets out a yelp of surprise and jumps out of his seat. You stare at him as he starts to jerk and spasm. He collapses on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth. Moments later, he is dead.

  Examining the corpse reveals that he is still human. There is a strange robotic bug clamped firmly onto his leg, with an empty test tube on the underside. Poison, probably. You also find a set of dog tags and an old military id. Seems he was a War Vet recently returned from a tour overseas.

  You have a feeling that his combat experienced will be missed in the days to come.

[ToonyMan]

Well, if that's the case...you just screwed town if what you said is true.

FAKE-EDIT:

Awesome.  I'll be watching this now.

[Mephansteras]

The Whiteboard
JanusTwoFace: Jim Groovester
Leafsnail: Mr.Person
forsaken1111: Leafsnail, Org
webadict: Frelock


All votes from and on ToonyMan have been wiped.

[ToonyMan]

SCREW YOU WEBADICT.

*sinks into his grave*

FASTEST DEATH EVAR.

[Pandarsenic]

Awkward. We're at 11p now?

[webadict]

Awkward. We're at 9p now?

11p. Nice and even.

Sorry about that ToonyMan. I had to use it now or else I'd be a terrible player.

Also, you being a War Vet is hardly helpful to the Town.

No offense, but I'd prefer you read from a sideline where you can properly OMGUS someone else. Also, now that you're dead, I will take your NUKE9.13 vote. Because you have 95% accuracy.

[Pandarsenic]

Webadict, are you sure you aren't a Doppelganger who OMNOMNOM'd a Mad Scientist, stole his assassin bot, and used it to ensure:
1) Toony's death
2) A good reason to go after another Townie

By any chance?

[Org]

Why did you use a bot D1? Its so bad, because you will probably hit townies like us!