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[Leafsnail]

She teaches chemistry as well.  She just happens to teach me physics.

[JoshuaFH]

and the laser?

[Leafsnail]

Well, it wasn't actually a very strong laser.  It was supposed to show us the principles of complete internal reflection.  However, one year, when she wanted to stop pointing the laser, she put her hand over the end.  It doesn't do much if it just hits you, but if you keep your hand over it for a while you get a pretty nasty burn...

[JoshuaFH]

Oh man, here I thought that she was building a death beam in the school's basement, and that's how she severed her arm.

[Hawkfrost]

I miss all the fun exciting stuff.

At my old school, "fun" happened all the time.

A kid blew up a lawn mower, another got his finger caught in a belt sander.
One guy I knew left his lighter too close to a torch flame and it blew up in his face, and one of my friends burnt off his eyebrows with gasoline and a fishtank.
A student standing near me burned his hand and dropped his oxy-acetylene torch onto the fuel line. Fortunately the teacher(one of the greatest men who ever lived, for so so many reasons) jumped over and kicked the torch away before it burnt all the way through the rubber.
One of the students got shot down in the hallway last year, and another got gunned down around the corner.

And this all happened in the two years I attended that school. And more too, but my memory is fuzzy from tiredness.

[alfie275]

what kind of physics teacher does experiments that can rip-off arms ?

A dwarven one.