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[Itnetlolor]

I've been boozed up twice. The first time I was 7 or so and one sip of beer made me throwup. The second time was earlier this year when my dad challenged me to a contest in pounding back Icehouses. Got through four before I passed out, and had a hangover for several days after.

Several days?

How does it take several days to get over a hangover? If anything, I always thought it can take less than 6 hours to recover. At least, that's what I recall my recovery rate to be. Then again, I drink water nearly constantly. I guess I can complement my alcoholism with my hydrolism. That could be one reason for quick recovery.

[WorkerDrone]

I think it's called exaggeration.

[Tack]

Well, drunks do have a tendency to exaggerate.

I tend to recover from hangovers very quickly. 2-4 hours, quickly. Of course, that's upon waking.

[Jreengus]

I tend to recover from hangovers so quickly I never actually get the hangover. 

If I get hammered one night I'll wake up the next morning slightly unsteady on my feet but otherwise totally fine.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I've never actually been totally pasted. I'm not sure I want to know how much it would be either.

[Nilocy]

Best prevention of hang overs is just to drink a glass or two of water before you hit the hay.

[umiman]

I just get sleepy when drunk. Then I wake up feeling unusually refreshed, possibly from dreamless sleep.

[Puzzlemaker]

I get real quiet.  Just like, sitting there, with a grin on my face.  Wee.

Of course, I have only gotten drunk... Twice?  Mostly just to see what it was like.  I was curious, you see.  Don't plan on drinking much more.

[ToonyMan]

One of my friends thought he was a vampire when he couldn't see his "reflection" on the bathroom mirror.  In reality, it was just an open gap with the exact same layout on the other side.

[Cthulhu]

Oh wow.  I heard about a guy who got drunk, ripped the router out of the wall, and yelled "I HAVE DEFEATED THE MATRIX"

[umiman]

Oh yeah? Well I heard about a guy who got drunk, needed to puke, ran to the bathroom but found out all the stalls were used. So he did the logical thing and kicked down one of the stall doors, to the poor surprise of the guy using it, before puking on him. Then, using his logic ("If I were a guy who was taking a dump and someone beat down the stall door before puking on me, I'd wanna kick his ass"), he pre-emptively punched the guy in the face and ran away.

[KaelGotDwarves]

Oh yeah? Well I heard about a guy who got drunk, needed to puke, ran to the bathroom but found out all the stalls were used. So he did the logical thing and kicked down one of the stall doors, to the poor surprise of the guy using it, before puking on him. Then, using his logic ("If I were a guy who was taking a dump and someone beat down the stall door before puking on me, I'd wanna kick his ass"), he pre-emptively punched the guy in the face and ran away.

That's a popular Bash.org quote/story.

When I'm drunk I start hitting on everyone.

[Tack]

Everyone?

[KaelGotDwarves]

Everyone within hittable distance, which is quite a few people.

I could tell a story involving my 18th birthday at a bar in Thailand, but I will not go there (or quite possibly allowed to physically go there ever again).

[Jreengus]

Apparently whilst drunk I automatically assume that any part of my laptop that isn't keyboard or screen is touchpad. I just spent five minutes trying to figure out why the pad wasn't working...

Yes I'm drunk and you have Chrome's inbuilt spell checker to thank for the fact that this message is readable. (Also thank the fact the drunkness makes me think proof reading about 12 times is reasonable.)

EDIT: Also I do become like Kael with the whole hitting on people only no matter how drunk I become my crippling self esteem issues still prevent me from hitting on girls so I end up becoming very gay as mentioned earlier.