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[Angellus]

What a sad bastard, proxy's are a hell to work with, his life should be f*cked up enough by that alone XD

(I can know, the kira on the newVN was made by proxy, the horror XD)

[LegoLord]

and who exactly are you, and why were you gone ?

He was around during that time you weren't on for awhile.  At least, that seems to be when he was prominent (all of this is from apparent retrospect, of course.  It seems like you weren't around for awhile, and Jakarra was).

[Hawkfrost]

Good to see you back.

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HUZZAH!

Exactly what i thought when i saw the title.

Same.
I love Balrog, he's the greatest guy from an indie game.




So, you know who he is right?
I know multiple ways of getting revenge. Let's start with something easy; do you have access to a big dog?

[Jakkarra]

I have access to a small cat.

The person has a large dog i believe...

[Tack]

Use your razor sharp wit to convince him to swap animals with him. Then, after a three-week owner - rehabilitation program, your new dog should be able to make a recon-mission into his house and steal back the cat, therefore effectively hacking his pets.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Orange claw hammer to the back of the head. Even if he lives, he will never hack you again.

[Armok]

I still think my HIV idea is the best one yet.

[Duke 2.0]

I still think my HIV idea is the best one yet.

I must ask you to stop this running gag. It's a little insensitive to us that have friends that are wasting away from the disease.

[Angellus]

Build an orbital magma cannon!

[Armok]

I still think my HIV idea is the best one yet.

I must ask you to stop this running gag. It's a little insensitive to us that have friends that are wasting away from the disease.

ouch. Now I feel like a complete moron. Sorry.

[Jreengus]

Ok heres the plan:
1. Invite him to Chili Con Carne Cook Off with free pony rides and his favourite band appearing!
2. Ensure you are betrayed and his friends warn him of the pony trained to bite his wiener off.
3. Sneak onto the farm after he has sent his parents to get the pony and recover their corpses, shot by the farmer.
4. Make chili con carne using their bodies.
5. Give him your chili and make sure you switch your his as he will have got all the boys in school to put their pubes in it.
6. Reveal to him the secret of your chili after he has eaten copious quantities and just before his favourite band come along.
7.
8. Profit!

[Jackrabbit]

1. Press charges.
2. ? (legal system OH GOD)
3. Hopeful profit! (OH GOD)