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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2009, 08:35:40 pm »
This is great! But sadly, my teacher friend said no. He said he could get fired for "Misuse of educational resources"
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2009, 09:49:53 pm »
Quote from: UristMcGunsmith on October 25, 2009, 08:35:40 pm
This is great! But sadly, my teacher friend said no. He said he could get fired for "Misuse of educational resources"
Hah! Dangit!
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2009, 09:53:27 pm »
"On the first fay of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
A Goblin In a larch Tree.
On the second day of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
Two rotten turtles and a Goblin in a Larch Tree.
On the third day of felsite, Armok gave to me:
Three burning helmets, Two rotten turtles, and a Goblin In A Larch tree.
On the fourth day of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
Four giant eagles, three burning helmets, two rotten turtles, and a Goblin in a Larch Tree.
On the fifth day of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
FIIIVE PLAAATIINUUUUM RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four giant eagles, three burning helmets, two rotten turtles, and a Goblin in a Larch tree.
On the sixth day of Felsite, Armok gave to me:
Six hunters hunting,
FIIIVE PLAAATIINUUUUM RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four giant eagles, three burning helmets, two rotten turtles and a Goblin in a Larch Tree.
Whats a Goblin? Whats a Larch Tree? I don't know so don't ask me, but those sound like terrible gifts to geeeettt...
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2009, 10:08:33 pm »
What are you talking about? Imagine if you will...

Armokmas Morning. Father dwarf, on his off shift from being champion, with his wife sipping a fresh brew of *plump helmet wine* watching their child, Urist, open his presents. All he wants for Armokmas is a shiny new green glass mini-forge. Out the door, into the underground courtyard is a wonderfully decked out tower cap with all the ornaments and adamantine thread spread all over. What better way to top the tree off, then a freshly hewn goblin corpse?
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2009, 10:11:55 pm »
Its a remix from my Adventurer whos decked out in adamantine, and hes a HUMAN,
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2009, 10:17:01 pm »
Hahaha... Im imagining this huge burly human man, dressed in full adamantine armor, huge war hammer on his back, long beard trailing down to his waist with a hip flask of plump helmet wine, sitting in a human bar, slightly "tipsy" belting this song at the top of his lungs while the bartender/patrons stare on, until one finally gets the courage to ask him what a goblin is. Or why its in a tree. But you know. You know cause youre the dwarf-iest human ever.
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2009, 10:19:00 pm »
Hes more like a ledgendary King Arthur that looks like solid snake, and has an awesime sword. Hell, I could have got him to raid the pits, but some ass wiped out my DF files.
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2009, 10:20:26 pm »
This is hilarious.
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2009, 10:23:59 pm »
Okay, but still. If hes singing the "12 Dwarves of Christmas", he is still the dwarfiest human in that world.
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2009, 10:34:35 pm »
This is what would've happened in those pits:
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2009, 10:50:21 pm »
You human would have made a gun? Nice...

"One the first day of Felsite, Armok gave to me-" *Blows the brains out of a demon* "- A goblin in a larch tree!"
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2009, 10:59:26 pm »
 Now imagine that in the voice of a SC Marine or a GDI Light Infantry Soldier.
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2009, 11:00:58 pm »
Does he have a beard? And whats his name?
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2009, 11:02:18 pm »
John Frenzyguard the blockades of incest. Naaah, I forgot.
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Re: 12 Dwarves of Christmas (Gobbo in a Larch Tree?)
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2009, 11:08:04 pm »
Well then, make one up. I dont think that DF has a santa clause or a guy for armokmas. I think I might write up a short little story and use your human dude for it...
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You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.
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