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Rainseeker

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Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« on: October 23, 2009, 06:04:05 pm »
How does that kind of thing happen in this version?  It's so weird...  He negotiated and everything.  Didn't seem to mind I sold his merchant a bunch of bone crafts.   :o
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Re: Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 06:07:28 pm »
Dwarves conquer and assimilate the elves, who then act just like dwarves.  There have even been dwarf civilizations with elven monarchs.
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Re: Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 06:30:08 pm »
I always want there to be a Goblin king that shows up. Or a kobold king. That'd be awesome. Unfortunately, it seems like the Dwarves very rarely actually conquer the goblins and never seem to go to war with kobolds. Sad.
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Re: Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 07:28:33 pm »
This is a very good thing because if you protect him this guy will never die, unlike the normal dwarven liason.

On another note once had a goblin drunk as the High Priest of Dwarfkind.
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Re: Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 08:54:09 pm »
Quote from: Kulantan on October 23, 2009, 07:28:33 pm
On another note once had a goblin drunk as the High Priest of Dwarfkind.
Well, at least you know how he got to that position... No need to even look in the history, really.
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Re: Dwarven Nation's ELVEN Outpost Liason
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 11:25:39 pm »
Just for the sake of SCIENZE, throw a dragon or two at him. Post results.

I'm formulating a theory which says that every creature from another race which is assimilated by the dwarves becomes a mega legendary figure. While the phenomena itself is rare, it seems that all the times it happens, the subject becomes mega powerful or just awesome in some way.

In fact worldgen wars can create some pretty insane stuff. I remember entering a human town which consisted only of champions, probably because they beat every single elf that attacked them during worldgen wars. Stealing from legendary merchants is nasty.
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