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Cthulhu

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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #270 on: November 23, 2009, 02:06:56 pm »

Game over.  Insert coin, try again (With someone else.  Good lord don't keep going after her)
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« Reply #271 on: November 23, 2009, 02:12:09 pm »

Cast her into the fiery abyss.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #272 on: November 23, 2009, 02:13:26 pm »

Crush her, drive her before you, and hear the lamentations of her women.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #273 on: November 23, 2009, 02:15:42 pm »

Crush her, drive her before you, and hear the lamentations of her women.

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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #274 on: November 23, 2009, 04:35:19 pm »

Set her alight.
Or forget her and find someone else.
Or both, although if you set her alight the only someone else will be a 30-stone homicidal racist in the prison showers.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #275 on: November 23, 2009, 04:42:55 pm »

Crush her, drive her before you, and hear the lamentations of her women.

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It will show her that you have "balls," "a spine," and other traditionally manly qualities, and she will swoon into your arms.
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« Reply #276 on: November 23, 2009, 06:12:42 pm »

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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #277 on: November 24, 2009, 09:53:06 am »

Stop obessing.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #278 on: November 24, 2009, 12:33:13 pm »

Stand outside her window every night with a camera.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #279 on: November 24, 2009, 05:26:44 pm »

I just think you need to get over yourself.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #280 on: November 24, 2009, 05:28:56 pm »

Stand outside her window every night with a camera.
search through her garbage at night.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #281 on: November 25, 2009, 09:17:20 am »

 ;D An amazing thread! Has come back to life with a new vigour and sarcasm.

Seriously, Horoboro, drop it, it ain't going anywhere. Lock this thread and try behaving like a gentleman and a friend to this girl. I don't think you can get anything but jokes and chastising here. For a crush this affair has rather lost its impulse.
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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #282 on: November 25, 2009, 01:10:32 pm »

Meh. I don't mind. As long as some more hints and advice come from this thread, then It can help others in the future. If it turns into a full blown Spam thread, I'll probably get it closed down anyway.
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Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: This sounds strange but...
« Reply #283 on: November 26, 2009, 08:56:54 am »

Meh. I don't mind. As long as some more hints and advice come from this thread, then It can help others in the future. If it turns into a full blown Spam thread, I'll probably get it closed down anyway.
All my advice was buried under sarcasm and stupid jokes.
In fact, show the girl this thread. It's hilarious.
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« Reply #284 on: November 26, 2009, 03:48:58 pm »

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