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[dakarian]

Hah!  Fear tactics won't work this time. 

Whatever you have won't save you, for with Lol Fang-Tan on our side, I assure you that you will die.

[Leafsnail]

Hehehe!  Sorry.  Don't worry, webadict.  In my anime form, I'm only a minor character.

[dakarian]

Aka that's the artillery while Litia is the tank.

And no comforting the cat food.   

[webadict]

Hah!  Fear tactics won't work this time. 

Whatever you have won't save you, for with Lol Fang-Tan on our side, I assure you that you will die.

Your death.

[Pandarsenic]

Almost ready... Locking thread in preparation.

[Pandarsenic]

It started so innocently. A group of 14 casual acquaintances were having a party, when Webadict pulled out a book bound in leather made of human skin.

"Hey guys, check out this book I found in my closet," Webadict says. "It's called 'The Necronomicon,' apparently."

He opens it and lays it down on a table before any of you can object to this. As he looks at the first page, you all stare in horror. The doors and windows to the house suddenly seal, plunging you into darkness.

Several panicked minutes later, you've turned the lights back on, and all attempts to open the doors and windows - or unseal them - have failed.

In blood on the wall is written, "ONE AMONG YOU HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE WEBADICT, THE ELDER GOD OF MAFIA. YOU MUST STOP HIM BY DEFEATING HIM AT HIS OWN GAME." Beneath the message is the body of Pandarsenic, whose chest appears to have exploded; fragments of ribs and organs lie on the ground beside him.

You notice that splattered on the wall beneath the main message is "p.s. the webadict possessed webadict. p.s.s. it's day start so don't go to sleep yet"

Grimly, you look at each other, preparing yourselves for what must follow.

[Pandarsenic]

Webadict is the Serial Killer. Begin.

[Mephansteras]

Ok, well, this is going to be interesting.

I'm going to have to vote webadict for being...well...webadict. He may not be the webadict we need to kill, but it's as good a starting point as any.

And, besides, if he's not the webadict we need to kill we get to kill webadict twice!

[dakarian]

Rule 1 to Bastard Mods:  The enemy is the Mod itself.

We'll need to solve this puzzle hard and fast if we mean to win this.  Until then, everything is a lie.  Every Single Word.

Rule 2  Don't drink the Wine.

As Web proved time and again, second guessing leads to a loss every single time.  We need to be bold and aggressive.


(that's why I started out more blunt than normal.. taking a harsh, aggressive stance to overcome the flood of WIFOM).

For now, let's get started!.  Vote Webadict!

[Vector]

Yup.  Webadict may not be Webadict, but he's dying.

[Mr.Person]

He should claim, let's at least let him do that.

Doesn't matter what he claims, I'm still going to vote Webadict. On the other hand, we might want to do something insane, like MC.

[dakarian]

I'm thinking, the best option is what we're doing now at the moment.  It's the most obvious and, thus, the most likely to have been 'funsized' by the Bastard Host. 

Before we start going insane, let's try to see how insane this world is. 

[Vector]

I'm thinking, the best option is what we're doing now at the moment.  It's the most obvious and, thus, the most likely to have been 'funsized' by the Bastard Host. 

Before we start going insane, let's try to see how insane this world is. 

No, I actually don't think so.

JoAT = Jester of Absolute Termination ?

I'd rather lynch someone else first, see what kind of thing shows up.  If the roles are actually randomized... then lynching Webadict can't hurt.  If there's a chance that they aren't randomized, then that's definitely not the first thing we want to do.

We've got a little time.  We've got to be fast, but we've got time.  Let's lynch someone else today and NK him tonight.  That way, the potential jester trap won't go off.  We'll be safe from that, at the very least.

[Pandarsenic]

Important notes about days and deadlines added to first post.

Day 1 ends at 11 PM Pacific on Sunday.

[CobaltKobold]

I'd like to see webadict try to defend himself from these spurious accusations. Surely he has something to say on the matter!