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[Gunner-Chan]

Well we canceled the "lets go scare kids" thing... Sis thought having me with a real pickaxe near people was a BAD idea...

DOES IT MENACE WITH SPIKES OF GCS SILK???

It menaces with stuff I swear is not my neighbors blood! Honest!

[Lord Dakoth]

One of my friends put up a scarecrow decoration in front of his house about a month ago. On Halloween, he's going to take it down and dress up as a scarecrow instead. He'll stay in the same place  that the decoration was and then jump out at people as they walk up his driveway.

[Reasonableman]

One of my friends put up a scarecrow decoration in front of his house about a month ago. On Halloween, he's going to take it down and dress up as a scarecrow instead. He'll stay in the same place  that the decoration was and then jump out at people as they walk up his driveway.

I refer to people that do that as "Total douchebags" but that's just me.

That guy scared the bejeezus out of me when I was like, what, seven? Hrmph.

I've developed a near-intolerance to sweets, so this Halloween is an uninteresting affair.

[Psyco Jelly]

Me and my friends went to a corn maze filled with horror icons.

When Jason started chasing us we split up. One of my friends tripped, and Jason fell on top of him, and Jason gave him a mountain dew.

So if you get caught by Jason you don't get sawed in half, you just get a free mountain dew!

[userpay]

One of my friends put up a scarecrow decoration in front of his house about a month ago. On Halloween, he's going to take it down and dress up as a scarecrow instead. He'll stay in the same place  that the decoration was and then jump out at people as they walk up his driveway.

I refer to people that do that as "Total douchebags" but that's just me.

That guy scared the bejeezus out of me when I was like, what, seven? Hrmph.

I've developed a near-intolerance to sweets, so this Halloween is an uninteresting affair.

I got a better one. I've seen a video where a guy did a scarecrow type costume but arranged it so it appeared he was being hung (climber harness under costume) so when people comeup and or leave then he grabbed or otherwise scared the daylights out of them. I really want to pull that off someday because I think thats bloody briliant.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

You know, when I saw that thing about how Sofia and her sister planned to dress up as movie slashers, I immediately thought of Sofia dressed up as Patrick Bateman. That terrified me to no end.

[LegoLord]

Once when I was little, I went into one of those horror-house things.  I was dressed as a cyborg, so I had little headlight things from these toy night vision goggles (they were just lights).  At one point, me and the friends I was with came upon a monster lying on a table that tried to grab us as we passed.  I remember thinking that monsters hated light, so I turned those on, making some triumphant statement.  The guy made no reaction.  I immediately frowned and said something along the lines of "hey, monsters are supposed to hate light!  What kind of monster are you?!"  and was dragged off by my friends, as I was trying to stay and reason out what was going on with the monster not being bothered by light.

[Lord Dakoth]

Once when I was little, I went into one of those horror-house things.  I was dressed as a cyborg, so I had little headlight things from these toy night vision goggles (they were just lights).  At one point, me and the friends I was with came upon a monster lying on a table that tried to grab us as we passed.  I remember thinking that monsters hated light, so I turned those on, making some triumphant statement.  The guy made no reaction.  I immediately frowned and said something along the lines of "hey, monsters are supposed to hate light!  What kind of monster are you?!"  and was dragged off by my friends, as I was trying to stay and reason out what was going on with the monster not being bothered by light.

Ha. Ha. Ha.
So you were one of those kids.

Funny story:
One of my friends was helping do a haunted house for a nearby junior high (it counted as volunteer time.)
So he dressed up as a mildly scary zombie and basically spent the evening lurching around a slightly dark obstacle course scaring 9-11 year old kids.
One kid came in with his mother and was dressed as a hockey player. My friend started zombie-walking towards him.
But this wasn't your average kid. No, this pipsqueak came barreling straight at the zombie, brandishing his plastic hockey stick. My friend got clubbed in the face, and then the kid threw himself at his midsection, nearly knocking him over. Kid's parent had to pretty much peel him off.
Even though it wasn't a genuine hockey stick, it was real hockey gear and everything. And the kid was overweight to begin with. My friend had a killer black eye the next day.

That's what happens when you give kids sugar.

[qwertyuiopas]

All I'm doing is changing



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Entirely temporary, though.

[Rooster]

Meh. Halloween is regarded as Satan's creed in mah country.
Instead of that we have to go to the graveyard and pray (sic!) to our passed away family members.

[Angellus]

Well we canceled the "lets go scare kids" thing... Sis thought having me with a real pickaxe near people was a BAD idea...

A wise woman, that one. 

I disagree, we have to do something about world hunger, the energie problem and anything that involves major spillage. Killing Americans seems like Setting Sofy loose in the States seems like the most appropriate way to handle these problems with 5x as much energie usage the americans have as opposide to the mediocre world citizen.

[sonerohi]

^ Because implying that the worlds problems would be gone if America were destroyed isn't a dick move at all, Angellus. Have fun never getting the next DF release since the Toad lives in the U.S.

[Angellus]

^ Because implying that the worlds problems would be gone if America were destroyed isn't a dick move at all, Angellus. Have fun never getting the next DF release since the Toad lives in the U.S.

^^ That would save my education

I merely stated that IF there would be a reason to kill people to stop the above problems, four lives could be saved by taking an american instead of five mediocre world citizens.

[Cthulhu]

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard in my life, and I've watched Maury.

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