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[Neonivek]

So I watched Mystery Space Theature 3000 (13 episodes) and I am a bit sick of it for the moment.

I watch Half-life Full life Concequences series (4 installment) with the DJ Machima interpretation about 10 times (The cartoon versions only ever seem to go up to the second)

Heck I even read the "Christian Humber Reloaded" comic (based off a horrible fiction of the same name... which I might read)

((Id watch all of "My Immortal" if it was in a bearable format... but I can't stand the computer voice and everyone else either doesn't use visuals or doesn't go all the way))

Frankly I don't think I've had enough REALLY bad fiction the problem is that other then reading bad fanfics or listening to people read bad fanfics I've pretty much tapped out the barrel.

Does anyone know of anything WITH visuals (Heck being read a fanfic with pictures thrown in is great) that is just soo horribly written or concieved that it somehow reaches new heights of comedy? No computer voices, those were always horrible.

[Duke 2.0]

 Alas, I cannot think of anything with visuals. However, you forgot to add The Price of Sexy Love. It's on Gaia Online. You know it'll be horrible. Fortunately this is horrible for all the right reasons.

 Although I do wish you good luck on the search. I just hope you can get a horrible fanfic that doesn't degrade into horrible, horrible sex scenes.

[Neonivek]

Alas, I cannot think of anything with visuals. However, you forgot to add The Price of Sexy Love. It's on Gaia Online. You know it'll be horrible. Fortunately this is horrible for all the right reasons.

 Although I do wish you good luck on the search. I just hope you can get a horrible fanfic that doesn't degrade into horrible, horrible sex scenes.

Unfortunately yeah... a lot of these popular horrible fanfics seem to be about sex. Which I am not too interested in.

My Immortal is unique because the sex scenes are freekishly short and hillariously described "He put his man parts in my woman parts"

[Vector]

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[Sensei]

Highlander 2: Directors Cut. Totally spastically horrible.

Also, you might want to hear, down the same alley, some of the Arnold Schwarzenegger monologues that come in between the band Austrian Death Machine's songs (all of which are about Arnold Schwarzenegger, they have an unhealthy obsession with that guy).

[Mr Tk]

Check out some of the reviews from the Nostalgia Critic on That Guy With The Glasses.

Even though they are reviews it has the perfect balance of horribly written or conceived movies that somehow reaches new heights of comedy combined with the NC's own opinions.

[Gunner-Chan]

The fact that this wasn't mentioned within the second post sickens me.

[Duke 2.0]

 I would defend myself saying I was never into Doom, but damn how did I miss that?

[Gunner-Chan]

I would defend myself saying I was never into Doom

I would defend myself saying I was never into Doom

I was never into Doom

... RAEG

[Duke 2.0]

 My first shooter was Hal-

 Wait, no. That would likely cause cataclysmic levels or RAEG. Uhh... I played the doom clone that got packaged with that cereal and liked it?

[Kagus]

The cereal or the game?

Also, epically bad fanfiction is epitomized by Full-Life Consequences.

[Duke 2.0]

The cereal or the game?

Honestly? The Cer-
 

... RAEG

THEGAMETHEGAMETHEGAME!

Also, epically bad fanfiction is epitomized by Full-Life Consequences.

I watch Half-life Full life Concequences series

[Kagus]

Looks like I'm blind as well as...  Whatever else it is I may be.

Well, someone brought up a movie, so I suppose I can recommend The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.  It's B-movie satire, and I know that I at least howled while watching it.  But it's not for everyone.


I think someone did a reading of Squirrelking's Metal Gear Solid fanfiction.  It's basically just a bunch of images like with John Stalvern's Last Stand, and the reading isn't as epic as the one from the FLC series.


There was something else...  But damn if I can remember what it was.

[Luke_Prowler]

Twil-

Oh, bad fanfiction. Ya, I only know D:RoE.

[Cecilff2]

Anything that starts with the lines

"It was a spaceshiop. Galactic. The captain was in his thirtyfive, and a conspiracy was abroad. What was it?"

has to be good.  One of the best terrible fanfictions I've ever seen.  Now I have to listen to it again.

http://www.fanfictionmysterytheatre.com/1-1_metroid_conspircy.html

In fact there's a bunch of terrible horrible fanfics on that site.(Including Doom: Repercussions of Evil)

The same author also did a series about metroid and high school.  Normally I'd pass this off as an amusing troll...except the spelling and grammar mistakes drastically reduced in Episode 8(Which was made about 2 years after the first 7).  This person frankly scares me now.

PS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Samus gets "praegnant" with cholera.

  Yes I know it makes no sense whatsoever.