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[AlienChickenPie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
These monkeys steal booze from tourists.

[Iden]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

That would be quite beardy of you to do. And very, very dwarfy. You'd be worthy of legendary engravings in forts everywhere. Actually, that'd be a pretty bomb engraving to have. I'd want two.

(For those of you who don't know, you can mouse-over the text with dotted underlines. Fun toy I found...)

[Aspgren]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17032_7-species-that-get-high-more-than-we-do.html

Elephants are angry drunks and they are intelligent enough to figure out where the booze is stored. 

Pray to Armok that Toady never implements this!

[Albedo]

If you had looked up "grizzly bear" in the wiki, it would have told all.

<shrugs>

[Neruz]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

[Firnagzen]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17032_7-species-that-get-high-more-than-we-do.html

Elephants are angry drunks and they are intelligent enough to figure out where the booze is stored. 

Pray to Armok that Toady never implements this!

*Cough* Add [CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER], [LARGE_PREDATOR] and remove the [BENIGN] tag from elephants. There you go.

[Iden]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

I don't know.... I've met some men who looked like Grizzly Bears....

[Funk]

bears do help them selfs to any food thay can,garbage dumps and campsites are often raided by them.
drink is not often left and dears need a lot of drink as thay may weigh between 70 and 275 kg (155 and 600 lb).

[KenboCalrissian]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17032_7-species-that-get-high-more-than-we-do.html

Elephants are angry drunks and they are intelligent enough to figure out where the booze is stored. 

Pray to Armok that Toady never implements this!

*Cough* Add [CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER], [LARGE_PREDATOR] and remove the [BENIGN] tag from elephants. There you go.

That, and implement caapi plants.  I want to see jaguars go all cuddly-prone for short periods of time just before they turn into death machines of wanton dwarfstruction.

[Neruz]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

I don't know.... I've met some men who looked like Grizzly Bears....

An adult male Grizzly Bear can reach upwards of 230 kilos (upwards of 500lbs). You will not drink one under the table; it has a gigantic mass advantage.

[AlienChickenPie]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

I don't know.... I've met some men who looked like Grizzly Bears....

An adult male Grizzly Bear can reach upwards of 230 kilos (upwards of 500lbs). You will not drink one under the table; it has a gigantic mass advantage.

If you pick a baby bear for that role, you'd be able to drink it under the table for a while, until it grows big enough to outdrink you and makes you tearfully proud in the process.

[Lord Shonus]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

I don't know.... I've met some men who looked like Grizzly Bears....

An adult male Grizzly Bear can reach upwards of 230 kilos (upwards of 500lbs). You will not drink one under the table; it has a gigantic mass advantage.

Of course, some adult male humans can reach upwards of 1000 lbs.

[Neruz]

My new goal in life is to find a bear to  be my drinking buddy.

If I can drink a bear under the table, I can do anything.

I assure you, you will not be able to drink an adult Grizzly under the table.

I don't know.... I've met some men who looked like Grizzly Bears....

An adult male Grizzly Bear can reach upwards of 230 kilos (upwards of 500lbs). You will not drink one under the table; it has a gigantic mass advantage.

Of course, some adult male humans can reach upwards of 1000 lbs.

Not without seriously detrimental side-effects.