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[IndonesiaWarMinister]

You know the drill 

OK... HOLY SHIT THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE THAT HAPPENED JUST 2 MINUTES AGO! It's actually far from my location, but I can feel my chair shaking! And the lamp! OH THE HORROR!

[Akroma]

the fact that I only understand half of the stuff that my profs gave us to excerise with - and it's only the bare bones, the foundations.


god damnit, kids, learn how to do math in school. seriously. you will be fucked up later if you don't

[JoshuaFH]

I don't done need no dumb maffs.

[Vester]

You know the drill 

OK... HOLY SHIT THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE THAT HAPPENED JUST 2 MINUTES AGO! It's actually far from my location, but I can feel my chair shaking! And the lamp! OH THE HORROR!

Cripes, Indonesia's been getting it in the shorts lately.

How's your area? Mostly unaffected?

[Puzzlemaker]

Nightmare.  It involved rotten dead babies.

[Dasleah]

oh god i didn't bury them deep enough i can hear them still screaming growing quiet now all gone yes the silence

[Cthulhu]

I don't done need no dumb maffs.

I ain't never read no book in my life.

[Rilder]

I don't done need no dumb maffs.

My father went to school to be a math teacher.

He drives a truck for a living.

[Hawkfrost]

I don't done need no dumb maffs.

My father went to school to be a math teacher.

He drives a truck for a living.

Soooo....pick a different major?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The fact that as a 17 year old male in a western industrialized country, I have another 60-65 years to live, and judging by the most pessimistic estimates of the state of the world, I may well live to see civilization collapse. Worse, if other estimates are to be believed, I'm too old to be in the generation that might have biological immortality in sight.
Goddammit.

[Aqizzar]

I made Employee of the Month at work.  Out of the couple hundred people that make up my shift, I alone was UPS's best non-supervisor employee during September.

Considering what a shiftless, lazy, unskilled, tardy, and inattentive worker I am, that scares the crap out of me.  I never knew what a thin thread this company was hanging on by.

[Pillow_Killer]

Today at cybernetics, me and my group discussed how long would it take for a  7 month old baby to chew through a barrel full of dead babies if He's at the bottom of it. We did calculations. We did assume baby had an absolute goal. Then we realised wtf were we doing.

[Lord Dakoth]

The fact that I'm going to be 18 in less than a month.
And the fact that war is gradually creeping closer and closer to the U.S.
I'd really hate to be drafted, that would kind of just... ruin my life plans.

[Rilder]

The fact that I'm going to be 18 in less than a month.
And the fact that war is gradually creeping closer and closer to the U.S.
I'd really hate to be drafted, that would kind of just... ruin my life plans.

Just get really fat or something I don't think they'd want a fat guy on the front lines.

[Eidalac]

Or make out with a dude.

That'll teach them!