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Author Topic: Text adventuran': Well then where are the guards?  (Read 3303 times)

Rashilul

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Text adventuran': Well then where are the guards?
« on: October 15, 2009, 11:12:30 pm »
You are a great knight. The kind of one that legends are written about, that peasants live in awe of, that distressed maidens are rescued by, that even kings bow down to. Such a great knight as you must a a suitably great name! It's on the tip of your tongue...
« Last Edit: October 16, 2009, 04:27:31 pm by Rashilul »
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Text adventuran'
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 11:31:11 pm »
We are ... Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII. Our father was the great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VII, who was the son of the mostly inept-yet-loved knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VI.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran'
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 12:24:27 am »
You are the great Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII! You are standing in the castle marketplace. Crazy villagers and merchants advertise and sell their goods all around you.

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Nirur Torir

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Re: Text adventuran': The great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII!
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 02:19:40 am »
If magic doesn't exist, then find a citizen with a quest that needs a hero to solve. Try to avoid fetch quests; they're for mailmen.
Otherwise, find a merchant selling healing potions and buy one.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Text adventuran': The great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 03:32:10 am »
Eat surroundings.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Re: Text adventuran': The great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 08:52:52 am »
> attack windmill giant!
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Re: Text adventuran': The great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 10:37:46 am »
> Reintroduce the concept of Socratic Skepticism to Humanity
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Dwarmin's fell gaze has fallen upon you. Sadly, Your life and your quest end here, at this sig.

"The hats never coming off."

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran': The great knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 11:30:11 am »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 02:19:40 am
If magic doesn't exist, then find a citizen with a quest that needs a hero to solve.
Ha! Only children and babies believe in magic! You get a quest from one of the merchants to buy some meat for 1 gold piece
Quote from: Pandarsenic on October 16, 2009, 03:32:10 am
Eat surroundings.
You pay up 1 gold to the merchant.
Quest completed!
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You eat the steak raw and start to feel a little woozy
Quote from: Armok on October 16, 2009, 08:52:52 am
> attack windmill giant!
Fool! All the giants are to the south of town!
Quote from: Dwarmin on October 16, 2009, 10:37:46 am
> Reintroduce the concept of Socratic Skepticism to Humanity
What an incorrigible idea! You have not had one this stupid for a long time.

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 11:51:15 am »
It feels so good to help the lowly citizens with their problems. We should travel south, for even greater glory.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 11:56:27 am »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 11:51:15 am
It feels so good to help the lowly citizens with their problems. We should travel south, for even greater glory.
You travel south to great glory. Unfortunately the gate is shut and there are no guards or gate-openers in sight.

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 01:10:24 pm »
>Retrieve arms from gate.
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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 02:44:08 pm »
> Eat GREAVES
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2009, 02:47:13 pm »
Quote from: Myroc on October 16, 2009, 01:10:24 pm
>Retrieve arms from gate.
You predict that arms are more likely to be found at an armory.

Quote from: Pandarsenic on October 16, 2009, 02:44:08 pm
> Eat GREAVES
The greaves are hard and metallic. You are going to need stronger teeth before you can eat them.
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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 03:23:29 pm »
>Eat GREAVES regardless of UN-UPGRADED TEETH
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Nirur Torir

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2009, 03:30:54 pm »
>Do not eat the metal.

>Leave the city via another gate.
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