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Author Topic: Text adventuran': Well then where are the guards?  (Read 3294 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2009, 03:40:18 pm »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on October 16, 2009, 03:23:29 pm
>Eat GREAVES regardless of UN-UPGRADED TEETH
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 03:30:54 pm
>Do not eat the metal.
You finally decide to take off the metal from the greaves and eat the leather belts holding them together instead. Yuk.
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 03:30:54 pm
>Leave the city via another gate.
The town having another gate would be foolhardy and idiotical. The only way in and out of the city other than the gate is the sewer, and it is detestable and rotten.

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Nirur Torir

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2009, 03:56:46 pm »
>Look for a mayor or somebody else in charge, and ask why the gate is closed to the Great Knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2009, 04:04:14 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 03:56:46 pm
>Look for a mayor or somebody else in charge, and ask why the gate is closed to the Great Knight Sir Barbarossa Frederick Charlemagne VIII.
Kings are so much better than mayors. You hate mayors and you think mayors are really detestable. They are petty, greedy bastards and are really full of themselves and are basically awful in every way.

You love the idea of kings. You love everything about kings, and the concept of an orderly, civil tyranny. It all seems so mannerly and reasonable to you. Everyone is poor and overworked, and the country runs like clockwork. The foundation of the government is based on respect of the leader by its people. It is also built on having a really great king that everyone hates who is totally fat and lazy and idiotical.

The king is in another castle, you bovine heir!
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2009, 04:13:14 pm »
>Okay. Fine whoever is in charge of opening the gate, and get them to open it.
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Rashilul

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Re: Text adventuran': QUEST COMPLETED!
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2009, 04:18:29 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on October 16, 2009, 04:13:14 pm
>Okay. Fine whoever is in charge of opening the gate, and get them to open it.
That old oaf the gatekeeper is currently visiting his several mistresses. Instead you walk west to the guardhouse and knock on the door. No one there...

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Dwarmin

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Re: Text adventuran': Well then where are the guards?
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2009, 09:21:56 pm »
>Knock down the gate with a single mighty kick of my knightly war boots.
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Dwarmin's fell gaze has fallen upon you. Sadly, Your life and your quest end here, at this sig.

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