Half year report Tsiru McFluffyWell the past two seasons have been, interesting, the lazy felines around me have just about completed all the tasks I assigned them.
In the first few weeks of my rule the Dwarfs decided to turn up. We didn't like the look of them, non worthy of our adoption so we armed the trips and waited, two captured for later use and the rest minced. It was a glorious sight, i nearly died laughing.
Arriving
Running for their lives
However soon their friends showed up, only to be minced too, stupid dwarfs, will they never learn our superiority?
with the dwarfs delt with work began on the extended defence system, although they were all murdered hilariously, a few nearly made it through, so i have ordered the training of many more markscats, and the deforestation to keep them in training darts.
around midwinter however a surprise goblin wrestler turned up, we do not know where he came from or went, but he did kill two of our stupider brethren, no one i could afford to loose however.
Death of a Pleb
Just recently however the basics of the new extended system have been comleated, see attached and masterful sketches, the airlock system should allow us to carefully trick the attackers that make it into an atrium, to be lined with markscats to mow them down.
The Traders are here, we did not buy anything, but i ordered gold, FOR MY GOLDEN MOUSE ON A SPRING AHAHA!
gold
There has also been a large digging enterprise to make a ditch around a section of the wood for safe woodcutting. But the magma endeavour of the previous ruler is still not ready, it trickles like kitten urine, hopefully it may flow one day.
Magma Trickle
That is all for now, and the next report will be far more interesting, as work on my bedroom is soon to begin.
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