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[Hippoman]

Been having constant thoughts of Jumping out a window on the third floor of school.

Sounds fun. I'd land on snow, which could possibly soften my fall... But I dunno, it's about 30-40 feet up.

[ToonyMan]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

[Cthulhu]

If you fall 40 feet onto snow you will still die.

[Zai]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

And you can survive a nuclear explosion by standing in a fridge.

[Hippoman]

If you fall 40 feet onto snow you will still die.

Are you sure?
A russian man jumped out a 15 story window twice. Lived. Drunk as hell too. Only minor scratches and bruises.

[Jackrabbit]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

And you can survive a nuclear explosion by standing in a fridge.

They're also extremely agile. I've seen a refrigerator jump a shark once.

[dragnar]

If you fall 40 feet onto snow you will still die.

Are you sure?
A russian man jumped out a 15 story window twice. Lived. Drunk as hell too. Only minor scratches and bruises.

I'd say you would have a good chance of survival, but it's gonna HURT. BAD.

EDIT: Actually You're survival chance would probably depend largely on how much/ how loosely packed the snow is.

[qwertyuiopas]

If the pile is a good 30 feet high(and the window is 30-40 feet up *without* the pile) and at a moderate slope, go for it, since it is only a short drop and a long slide. However, for such a pile to exist requires such unlikely circumstances, or it is artificial. And neither sounds likely.


Snow is better than solid rock, but my advice is still not to risk it.

[ToonyMan]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

And you can survive a nuclear explosion by standing in a fridge.

They're also extremely agile. I've seen a refrigerator jump a shark once.

Which season was this?

[Gunner-Chan]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

And you can survive a nuclear explosion by standing in a fridge.

They're also extremely agile. I've seen a refrigerator jump a shark once.

Which season was this?

Shark season.

[dragnar]

I hear if you go inside a refrigerator it'll soften the fall a bit.

And you can survive a nuclear explosion by standing in a fridge.

They're also extremely agile. I've seen a refrigerator jump a shark once.

Which season was this?

Shark season.

The pun... It burns!

[Cthulhu]

A man also survived shooting himself in the head around two dozen times with a nailgun.  That does not mean  you should do it.

Anyway, drunk people are generally a lot floppier than sober people, so they don't tense up, which makes them a bit less likely to blow apart when they slam into an obstacle.

What I'm trying to say is, if you jump out that window you're going to die or be severely injured.  Don't do it.

[ToonyMan]

Don't unplug them when you're mid-way through them either.

[dragnar]

But that goes without saying: No one's ever survived that.

[Gunner-Chan]

I need to get my addictions in check...

I mean that wasn't the smartest choice I could of made... But at least nothing bad happened.

Whatever... Chrissie and me got to go home early anyway because the power got cut for some reason.