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EuchreJack

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119880 on: April 23, 2021, 07:46:01 pm »
Text before sex
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119881 on: April 23, 2021, 08:01:18 pm »
Quote from: methylatedspirit on April 23, 2021, 07:00:19 pm
There's still some unfortunate implication there of gals not being pals.

maybe if they were pals more often.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119882 on: April 23, 2021, 08:06:46 pm »
Mates before dates
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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« Reply #119883 on: April 23, 2021, 08:11:02 pm »
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119884 on: April 23, 2021, 09:07:44 pm »
Recreationists before procreationists.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119885 on: April 23, 2021, 09:09:21 pm »
Quote from: scriver on April 23, 2021, 07:18:34 pm
besties before testes

On a scale from 0 to 1, that's a firm negative Chaitin's constant. Can't decide which one, but it's one of them. However, I'd really like to slip this one into conversation some day and see how people react.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119886 on: April 23, 2021, 09:20:33 pm »
I have nothing of value to add, but gals can be pals.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119887 on: April 23, 2021, 09:55:05 pm »
Comrades before canoodlers?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119888 on: April 24, 2021, 12:29:42 am »
I think I got the most realistic version yet!!!

Lies before swine.

Because seriously, if you got the chance, why would you value loyalty to those who can't help you versus the temptations of those who might?

And I think that might just be my "Things that made you sad today"  :'(
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119889 on: April 24, 2021, 06:07:50 am »
Quote from: methylatedspirit on April 23, 2021, 09:09:21 pm
Quote from: scriver on April 23, 2021, 07:18:34 pm
besties before testes

On a scale from 0 to 1, that's a firm negative Chaitin's constant. Can't decide which one, but it's one of them. However, I'd really like to slip this one into conversation some day and see how people react.

I don't know what any of that computer lingo means but I do want to say that I also would like to slip one of my testes out in conversation of day and see how people react

Quote from: hector13 on April 23, 2021, 08:06:46 pm
Mates before dates

Goddammit I made such an effort to make a serious post with "mates" without finding it and then the perfect rhyme was so fucking simple it makes me angry

Broods before lewds
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119890 on: April 24, 2021, 06:55:28 am »
To be fair it did take me a while to figure that one out. My first thought was mates before mates, which doesn’t really work, and then mucks before fucks which probably doesn’t even make sense (mucker being a slang term for friend, I don’t think is ever shortened to muck).

Took my brain a long while after that to get to dates.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119891 on: April 24, 2021, 07:38:21 am »
Muckers before fuckers is a good one too
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119892 on: April 24, 2021, 08:42:24 am »
Quote from: None on April 23, 2021, 09:55:05 pm
Comrades before canoodlers?

Comrades before gonads.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119893 on: April 24, 2021, 10:15:08 am »
My sister died of an overdose last night.


I'm still shaking.


If you're the praying sort, pray especially for my mom...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #119894 on: April 24, 2021, 10:20:33 am »
Fuck.

I can't even fathom what you and your mom must be going through, I'm really sorry.
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