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[JoshuaFH]

I fear I am becoming, slowly, a jerk. And I hate it. Dammit, I don't want to make others miserable!

As a reformed jerk, I can help you.

Alright, it's very important that you answer my questions, I CANNOT assess how bad the damage is or how to help you unless you are completely honest with me.

1. Have you bought a new pair of CHEAP sunglasses recently? If so, how much were they, and what color are they?

2. Within the last 2 months, have you dedicated yourself to growing:

• A goatee w/ soulpatch
• very large sideburns
• A handlebar mustache
• Hairy Chest
• Any combination of the above

3. Percentage-wise, how much of your furniture is wicker based?

4. Would people that look at your car say that it has "Spinning rims"?

5. When talking to someone, do you feel that you use alot of colloquialisms?

6. Do you often shorten words to make sentences shorter? (Example: "They" becomes 'tay', "or" becomes a suffix like "This'er that", "And" becomes "nn")

7. Do you speak in a fake accent? If so, from which province and/or country?

8. Do you ever use nonexistent/made-up words in everyday speech?

9. Average out how many times you honk your car horn per day, and give the most common reason.

10. Do you ever cut people off when they are talking?

11. How many vulgar hand signs do you know? You need not list them.

12. Would you consider your diet to be 'junk food' based?

and the final one,

13. What's your favorite color?

[Rashilul]

1. Have you bought a new pair of CHEAP sunglasses recently? If so, how much were they, and what color are they? = no

2. Within the last 2 months, have you dedicated yourself to growing:

• A goatee w/ soulpatch
• very large sideburns
• A handlebar mustache
• Hairy Chest
• Any combination of the above = this one

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3. Percentage-wise, how much of your furniture is wicker based? = 1%

4. Would people that look at your car say that it has "Spinning rims"? = no

5. When talking to someone, do you feel that you use alot of colloquialisms? = collowhats?

6. Do you often shorten words to make sentences shorter? (Example: "They" becomes 'tay', "or" becomes a suffix like "This'er that", "And" becomes "nn") = sometimes

7. Do you speak in a fake accent? If so, from which province and/or country? =sometimes, Russia

8. Do you ever use nonexistent/made-up words in everyday speech? = not really

9. Average out how many times you honk your car horn per day, and give the most common reason. = never, I dont honk

10. Do you ever cut people off when they are talking? = only if they're idiots

11. How many vulgar hand signs do you know? You need not list them. = 4

12. Would you consider your diet to be 'junk food' based? = organic

and the final one,

13. What's your favorite color? = white

I'll just slip in my test results and see if I'm a jerk.

[JoshuaFH]

You rate fairly low on the jerkometer. You're what I'd call a "Pastiche Jerk", being made up of jerkish qualities, while not actually being a jerk. No need to worry, just limit your facial hair and you'll be safe.

[Cheeetar]

I'm sad because despite being on this forum for a while, I still have absolutely no impact.

[Gunner-Chan]

If it helps I always liked you Cheeetar. You always struck me as Inaluct witout the dumb.

I'd take the test but it seems sorta male centric.

[Rashilul]

Don't tell me you've never tried to grow facial and/or chest hair.

[cowofdoom78963]

I'm sad because despite being on this forum for a while, I still have absolutely no impact.

You havent been on this fourm for that long of a while!

[Cheeetar]

I'm sad because despite being on this forum for a while, I still have absolutely no impact.

You havent been on this fourm for that long of a while!

Not as long as you, but more than a year.

If it helps I always liked you Cheeetar. You always struck me as Inaluct witout the dumb.

It helps alot. I've always worried that I've been close to continuesly (sp?) ignored as a result of my being extremely dull.

[Hawkfrost]

And I've been here longer than both of you, and feel like nobody remembers me.
Doesn't really matter, but it's always nice to be noticed.

[Psyco Jelly]

I'm sad because I'm slowly worse at socializing. I often end up ignoring what other people say when I'm thinking about something - which is almost all the time. I have to actively try to listen to other people.

[Gunner-Chan]

And I've been here longer than both of you, and feel like nobody remembers me.
Doesn't really matter, but it's always nice to be noticed.

But I wub you too hawky, you me IWM and Okie were like, the hentai brigade or something. It was awesome but kinda dead now that Okie got herself banned and IWM seemingly not liking me anymore. :<


That makes me sad actually...

[cowofdoom78963]

I'm sad because despite being on this forum for a while, I still have absolutely no impact.

You havent been on this fourm for that long of a while!

Not as long as you, but more than a year.

Woah, I forgot it was 09. Well your still much better known then me and have more posts, and whats a 1 month difference anyway?

And I've been here longer than both of you, and feel like nobody remembers me.
Doesn't really matter, but it's always nice to be noticed.

PFFT! YOUR ALMOST A LENGEND DONT GIVE ME THAT CRAP.

[Jackrabbit]

I fear I am becoming, slowly, a jerk. And I hate it. Dammit, I don't want to make others miserable!

As a reformed jerk, I can help you.

Alright, it's very important that you answer my questions, I CANNOT assess how bad the damage is or how to help you unless you are completely honest with me.

1. Have you bought a new pair of CHEAP sunglasses recently? If so, how much were they, and what color are they? Nope.

2. Within the last 2 months, have you dedicated yourself to growing:

• A goatee w/ soulpatch
• very large sideburns
• A handlebar mustache
• Hairy Chest
• Any combination of the above

No.

3. Percentage-wise, how much of your furniture is wicker based?
Lets say 5%.

4. Would people that look at your car say that it has "Spinning rims"?
My rims never spin to the contrary. They are quite stationary, I assure you.

5. When talking to someone, do you feel that you use alot of colloquialisms?
Not a lot, no.

6. Do you often shorten words to make sentences shorter? (Example: "They" becomes 'tay', "or" becomes a suffix like "This'er that", "And" becomes "nn")
I'm exposed to it so much of it, I'm amazed the answer is no.

7. Do you speak in a fake accent? If so, from which province and/or country?
Irish occasionally, because they sound awesome and I'm good at the accent.

8. Do you ever use nonexistent/made-up words in everyday speech?
Nope.

9. Average out how many times you honk your car horn per day, and give the most common reason.
Okay, was this test meant for actual adults? Be honest.

10. Do you ever cut people off when they are talking?
I hate that.

11. How many vulgar hand signs do you know? You need not list them.
2

12. Would you consider your diet to be 'junk food' based?
Not really, but I eat too much.

and the final one,

13. What's your favorite color?
Tie. Dark blue/Purple

I'm a sucker for these kinds of things.

[Rashilul]

Complete jerk. I mean, really dark blue/purple?

[Jackrabbit]

Only a true jerk knows what colloquialism means.

I had to look it up.

YOU CAN'T TRICK ME WITH YOUR QUICK EDITS.