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[TD1]

*Stops woman, touches her breast*

"Why yes, this is a fine example of mammalian equipment."

Remember, folks: Stop, Touch, Tell.

[dragdeler]

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[KittyTac]

Even I was sick for most of this week. _{also im back}

[hector13]

Were you exposed to too much Roblox?

[KittyTac]

Were you exposed to too much Roblox?

Yeah, good thing I didn't get some more severe diseases.

(On a serious note, I don't care about Roblox anymore.)

[MrRoboto75]

(On a serious note, I don't care about Roblox anymore.)

oof

[Doomblade187]

(On a serious note, I don't care about Roblox anymore.)

oof

Big Oof

Okay, done with the jokes now. Welcome back!

[JoshuaFH]

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[LordBaal]

Finally felling better. However just read about 18M people here hasn't have access to basic medical care (which I do), let alone proper medical care  (which I don't), only the revolutionarian elite has access to top notch medical care and usually in the form of traveling other countries with our money.

And that there's is around 600k people that are in critical condition,  mostly people with cancer, aids, and kidney failure, but also stuff like molasses and polio, which ironically we don't get vaccines anymore while people in other countries actively deny them to their kids. These people might die if the humanitarian aid doesn't come in soon. Peter is lacking several vaccines, some critical.

So please, if you know an antivaxer, please, hit it in its stupid face really hard for me.

[JoshuaFH]

All that's really bad, but I have a question: who's catching molasses?

[methylatedspirit]

It's sluggish to spread, but once it takes hold, you're in a sticky situation.

[Kagus]

All that's really bad, but I have a question: who's catching molasses?

It's quite sticky. Very easy to catch, difficult to get rid of.

[LordBaal]

Hahahaha I meant measles. Darn it,  the curious thing is that the dictionary of my phone is on spanish so no idea why or how it changed an (probably) misspelled english word for another english world.

[methylatedspirit]

I'm sure there's a way of measuring the "distance" between two words, in terms of how far away each letter is from the other on a keyboard, but I think that's just me speculating.

[wierd]

I like how my phone keeps trying to change Poop into Pop, or what it does to my co-worker's name.

(Her name is Esmeralda, but that's a bitch to type in the work-provided phone for job communication. So, I call her Essie.  It keeps trying to call her Eddie.)