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[TD1]

Uploaded just in time. Only four minutes to go.

I literally have no idea what I wrote for the last paragraph, hah.

Someone's going to be getting a 2:1

[Kagus]

I'm sorta-expected to show up for a meet-and-greet thing at 11, when I normally show up around 12:30-13:00. So I set my alarm an hour earlier to give myself time to get ready.

And then promptly spent an hour getting out of bed and trying to shove some breakfast in my face. Still haven't showered yet. Still need it. Haven't walked the dogs either.

Yeah, it's now 11:30. My one thing I was specifically supposed to do this week, and *fwip*. Fuck it.

I don't even have a direct line of communication to the gal organizing this thing who asked me to show up, so I'm not going to get the chance to explain what happened until next time I come shuffling in.

[Doomblade187]

I'm depressed again. Experiencing slight to moderate suicidal ideation which is way less than usual.

Do you know what triggered this depressive spiral?

[Hanslanda]

I'm depressed again. Experiencing slight to moderate suicidal ideation which is way less than usual.

Do you know what triggered this depressive spiral?

Dunno. Previously I had killed that deer, argued with my wife, been to an awkward social function, and had a few incredibly dull workdays. Could be any of that.

[scriver]

I'd like to imagine all of that happening at the same event

[TD1]

Ahhhh, so I drove into a hedge. Last time I try to avoid oncoming traffic.

Grrrrrr, wallet is not so happy.

[GiglameshDespair]

The hedge probably isn't chuffed either.

[TD1]

The hedge is largely indifferent to the whole affair, given its lack of sentience.

[Doomblade187]

The hedge is largely indifferent to the whole affair, given its lack of sentience.

That's what you say now.

The shrubbery mafia feels otherwise.

[TD1]

I hear it's a grass roots movement, that mafia.

[Doomblade187]

I hear it's a grass roots movement, that mafia.

You would be right, though this is only because it was pruned back in the 90s.

[TD1]

Obviously they did a lacks-a-daisy job of it, as per usual.

[bloop_bleep]

Obviously they did a lacks-a-daisy job of it, as per usual.

Well of course they did, the daisies are the mortal enemies of the shrubbery mafia.

[Yoink]

They couldn't make any of the charges stick.   

[Dunamisdeos]

So wait, there's an actual shrubbery mafia? That's hard to beleaf.