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[TD1]

Christopher Robin was great. Most tear worthy bit for me was when Christopher breaks down and cries while sitting with Pooh. The whole movie had great wee philosophical things too.

Also, "I am a bear of very little brain." "No, I think you are.a bear of very great heart."
Hng.

[Eric Blank]

Fuck customer service.

[TD1]

"Black people have been getting on my nerves. They don't know what they want, they don't know what they're doing, they don't know how to do it, they're pissed off because they expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter no strings attached exactly the way they expect it, they don't want to follow the procedures or rules, they weren't paying attention when you were talking to them and they wouldn't understand what you said anyway, it's your fault they're negro and as incompetent as they are incontinent, they don't want to clean up after themselves and in fact everything should be done for them. And they're suspicious of absolutely everything, including whether they get their refund on gas they didn't pump, and grouchy all the time.

Go sit in the fucking prison if you cant function in modern society. And don't take your money with you. Give it to me. God damn."

[ChairmanPoo]

[Eric Blank]

Fuck, youre right, sorry.

[helmacon]

"Black people have been getting on my nerves. They don't know what they want, they don't know what they're doing, they don't know how to do it, they're pissed off because they expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter no strings attached exactly the way they expect it, they don't want to follow the procedures or rules, they weren't paying attention when you were talking to them and they wouldn't understand what you said anyway, it's your fault they're negro and as incompetent as they are incontinent, they don't want to clean up after themselves and in fact everything should be done for them. And they're suspicious of absolutely everything, including whether they get their refund on gas they didn't pump, and grouchy all the time.

Go sit in the fucking prison if you cant function in modern society. And don't take your money with you. Give it to me. God damn."

Did I miss something here? Is this quoting someone else?

What the fuck is this??

[ChairmanPoo]

Its a paraphrasing of Eric Blwnks post. Hence the quotes

[Dunamisdeos]

Eyyyy let's move on before everyone gets the wrong idea and things get nuts.

Y'kno what made me sad today? No sugar for my coffee.

[ChairmanPoo]

Maybe everyone involved should delete the posts?  Including helmacon´s quote?


I say this precisely because I think we should avoid unfortunate misunderstandings.

[hector13]

Nah we’ve gone more than a year without someone being banned. This madness needs to end.

[ChairmanPoo]

Yeah, but shouldn´t it be that guy who wanted to move to Somalia so that he could have a slave wife?

I mean, Dwarfy1 will be my main bootlegger of ibuprofen and olive oil in Northern Ireland. Once brexit falls and people start eating each other he will be a key piece for my black market operations.

[Dunamisdeos]

What are the ramifications of ibuprofen and olive oil? At what point in sauteed people pasta do you add the ibuprofen?

[SaberToothTiger]

Yeah, but shouldn´t it be that guy who wanted to move to Somalia so that he could have a slave wife?

I mean, Dwarfy1 will be my main bootlegger of ibuprofen and olive oil in Northern Ireland. Once brexit falls and people start eating each other he will be a key piece for my black market operations.

Oh come on, let's not bring up the awkward relationship thread. It was, is, and will be weird as long as I remember it and I don't want to.

[Doomblade187]

What are the ramifications of ibuprofen and olive oil? At what point in sauteed people pasta do you add the ibuprofen?

After you let it rest for two days, before you add the spiralized people.

[ChairmanPoo]

Yeah, but shouldn´t it be that guy who wanted to move to Somalia so that he could have a slave wife?

I mean, Dwarfy1 will be my main bootlegger of ibuprofen and olive oil in Northern Ireland. Once brexit falls and people start eating each other he will be a key piece for my black market operations.

Oh come on, let's not bring up the awkward relationship thread. It was, is, and will be weird as long as I remember it and I don't want to.

I´ve seen worse. The guy who defied two MMA experts to a fight and expected to be able to coast it basing himself on internet advice, the guy who was convinced that he had a microchip embedded in his teeth, Pathos´lactation induction threads...
Really, Life advice is the gift that keeps on giving.