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[Dunamisdeos]

Spend the last 90min thinking how I could cripple a superior for life by making it look like an accident... Worst thing is don't want to clam down quite yet; even tough the motherfucker ain't worth so much as  the attention of parasitic insects.

As you  say, most of the time is not worthy. Stop wasting your energy and neurons on that.

Disregard this. Keep thinking about it, repeat the mental scenario in your head.

Follow through on attacks.

Refine your technique.

Account for unexpected reversals.

Always be prepared.

Never let your guard down.


Follow these simple rules, and you will have nothing to fear from surprise communist attacks on your person and patriotic values. Freedom.

First of all, Baal has the right of it.

Secondly, clams are an unreliable instrument of maiming. For instance, it's hard to claim that a clam accidentally got clamped around someone's neck. Noone ever believes that the clam didn't have help clambering up there, trust me.

[helmacon]

May I politely inquire what the particulars of the incident were?

[Il Palazzo]

Secondly, clams are an unreliable instrument of maiming. For instance, it's hard to claim that a clam accidentally got clamped around someone's neck. Noone ever believes that the clam didn't have help clambering up there, trust me.

The solution is to dump the victim into a clam-filled hole. This has been known for millennia - e.g. Psalm 130 stars with: De profundis clamavi ad te, Domine. Which translates to: 'Down into the pit of clams, boss'.

[KittyTac]

Secondly, clams are an unreliable instrument of maiming. For instance, it's hard to claim that a clam accidentally got clamped around someone's neck. Noone ever believes that the clam didn't have help clambering up there, trust me.

The solution is to dump the victim into a clam-filled hole. This has been known for millennia - e.g. Psalm 130 stars with: De profundis clamavi ad te, Domine. Which translates to: 'Down into the pit of clams, boss'.

Or a hole full of starfishes.

[dragdeler]

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[CABL]

Remember, kids: Don't hurt Russian Nationalists' fee-fees, or you'll be proclaimed "a mentally ill extremist" by the gubmint.

I really can't wait for a law that forbids harmful speech against our glorious country and her citizens! I also can't wait for the time when we'll start banning video games with teh gays and women capable of combat in them!


Our country is a fucking joke: Can we collapse into multiple dictatorships and cause another immigration crisis?!

[scourge728]

I wasn't sure if you were talking about America or not until I read the link

[Yoink]

My second New Year's Resolution (for this year, obviously) is difficult enough to uphold that it's mostly just wound up making me cuss less overall. In a textual format, at least.
Sad times.

[scriver]

I'm in a pretty bad spot. The kind of dip thst just wrecks me up too, stomach issues, aching muscles, can't get any rest because whenever I sleep I'm constantly beset by unsettling dreams and nightmares throughout the night or nap. Today I had (what I think is) a panic or anxiety attack for the first time in years too.

It's like my whole body conspires against me to make getting back to level as hard as fucking possible.

On the other hand it completely makes me understand why my ancestors thought nightmares was caused by, well, night mares. At times it feels exactly like I'm being taken for a terroe ride by some evil creature.

[TamerVirus]

Robbie Rotten, our number one meme guy, succumbed to cancer 

[scourge728]

[JoshuaFH]

I forgot my appt with my therapist today. I just completely fucking forgot, even though I FUCKING MAKE IT A POINT TO CONTINUALLY REMIND MYSELF, CARRYING AROUND A GODDAMN CARD WITH THE DATE AND TIME OF THE APPOINTMENT JUST FUCK ME.

This just ruins my day.

[Egan_BW]

Robbie Rotten, our number one meme guy, succumbed to cancer 

RIP meme song guy.

[TD1]

RIM

Rest in Memes

[Dunamisdeos]

I forgot my appt with my therapist today. I just completely fucking forgot, even though I FUCKING MAKE IT A POINT TO CONTINUALLY REMIND MYSELF, CARRYING AROUND A GODDAMN CARD WITH THE DATE AND TIME OF THE APPOINTMENT JUST FUCK ME.

This just ruins my day.

Shit I've done that. I've done that more than once.