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[TheBiggerFish]

*hugs MZero*

Got bit by something. I feel ultra sick and I'm on the verge of falling asleep.

EMERGENCY
SERIOUSLY
CALL YOUR EMERGENCY NUMBER.

That is VERY VERY BAD.

Shit's going straight downwards right now.

*hugs*

[sprinkled chariot]

UUUGHH, intended to fill some graphs in app on job interview a bit later, after other get filled, and FORGOT TO RETURN TO THEM, AAAAAAAA

[x2yzh9]

*hugpats* even I'm feeling a little sad right now. But it'll be okay everyone. Just here for moral support

[Valdus92]

Note: I do not want to talk details. I'm just sad. We've been apart for quite some time. It's just hitting me hard today.

Maximum Zero: Welcome to the bottom, this strange place that lives like catfish at the underbelly of society. Congratulations you have now resided in a place where you can do no worse. Welcome, it now gets better.

Coming from a man that offhandedly told his divorcing wife that, yeah, go ahead while I am at work go into the house and take what is yours... Got home and there was nothing but a dog and a stocked fridge, the bottom is a good place because it shows you who you are.

Think of that, from here what are you.

In the words of the author that prevented me from committing suicide long ago (college)-

“YOU ARE, WHAT YOU DO, WHEN IT COUNTS.”
-John Steakley, Armor

Guess what, it counts, now...               

[George_Chickens]

I haven't died from last night's fiasco. I wound up ringing the poisons hotline (an ambulance to my area will cost thousands) and got advice on what to take and what to watch for. The bite area is really swollen, but I'm alive and I'll be seeing a doctor to assess it.

I'm appreciative of the concern, but thankfully there was little need. 

[TheBiggerFish]

Phew.

*wipes sweat from brow*

[Valdus92]

 Have you tried squeezing the crap out, like some 19th century adventure?

[George_Chickens]

Have you tried squeezing the crap out, like some 19th century adventure?

Not a good idea, that can make whatever rot is inside spread out around your body.

[Arx]

It's kind of disappointing, but the best way to treat *bite is to see a medical professional. Squeezing, cutting and sucking, all those are at best ineffective.

[martinuzz]

(an ambulance to my area will cost thousands)

Damn. Which country are you from? Emergency services like an ambulance should be free.

[Sergarr]

(an ambulance to my area will cost thousands)

Damn. Which country are you from? Emergency services like an ambulance should be free.

I have no idea how emergency service can not be free. If it's not free, it's not "emergency service", it's just "service" at a slightly higher pace.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

By providing the service in full before seeking payment. If you can't pay, not great, but you can't unreceive the service.

[ChairmanPoo]

Freedom isn't free

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Of course it is.

[George_Chickens]

(an ambulance to my area will cost thousands)

Damn. Which country are you from? Emergency services like an ambulance should be free.

I am Australian. An ambulance will cost 934 dollars at the bare minimum due to a callout fee. You then pay $5.40 per-kilometer.