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[miauw62]

YOU MUST MEASURE YOUR CURRENT DEGREE OF ALLOWED BOOTY APROXIMATION

First step: check if cuddles are a possible thing :U

the answer is no, because we're not actually in a relationship. it's not that simple :<

the entire situation with my crush is just as complex as it was a couple of weeks ago except we had lunch together and basically everybody saw us so now it's more complex. i'm freaking out and i think i can do some things but i dont know if i should or if theyre ok and im too chicken to do them anyway and nobody wants to listen. also i have no frame of reference for anything related to this at all

Look on the bright side: if you do something, no matter what that is, you'll have a frame of reference for future situations! It's a journey of discovery in any case, and high school is the best time to be shit at things of a social nature as much as possible so that you have less trouble later. Helps you compartmentalize later in life. You'll look back on yourself one day and feel relief at having gotten so much better at this, even if it took a lot of suffering to get there.

i guess :<

ive already gotten a lot better at things but then this first thing is suddenly like really really complex and idk

[Tawa]

In all seriousness, just (easier said than done, etc.) pick a moment when she doesn't look busy and say, "Hi! I'm X! I hear you like Y!" Waiting for the right moment will waste everyone's time. It'll also probably never happen.

Why didn't I listen to OW? There's another player in this game, so to speak D:

I mean, I still intend to befriend her, but... :c

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Riga

After MetalSlime made this post:

Riga.

And BiggerFish said this:

Isn't that a star?

I sent them a link to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1796_Riga

And I sent BiggerFish a link to Riga.

MetalSlime responded by sending this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riga

Which led to this:

Today, I have sent TheBiggerFish and MetalSlimeHunt some links to answer a question about Riga, and MetalSlimeHunt started a "find links to riga" game.

Only MetalSlime was trying to make a point by sending links.

[Helgoland]

I made that check. The Balkans are apparently Southern Europe, basically the land East of Italy 'til the next body of water.

Would've said Eastern Europe instead but nu', too big.

Nope, definitely Eastern Europe. Used to be Communist, you see. And also the folks living there are Slavs, that's sort of a criterion too.

[scrdest]

I made that check. The Balkans are apparently Southern Europe, basically the land East of Italy 'til the next body of water.

Would've said Eastern Europe instead but nu', too big.

Nope, definitely Eastern Europe. Used to be Communist, you see. And also the folks living there are Slavs, that's sort of a criterion too.

Ah, but! Different Communist. And having Slavs and being post-communist would make Poland count as EE - word of advice, don't go around telling this to Poles.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What I love is how insistent Moroccans are that their country is a part of Southern Europe, and never Africa.

[TheBiggerFish]

I went in to pick up a book from the bookstore today that should have been in for a while.

It wasn't there.

[itisnotlogical]

I started feeling like I hadn't had a real conversation with my friend in forever and he was probably mad at me and what if he never really liked me and we were just acquaintances from work and blah blah blah

I checked the timestamps on our messages and we've had three long conversations in the past week. One was just last night. The earliest one got pretty heavy, and I could have sworn that was a month ago, not a week ago.

I really will dream up any reason to feel sad and rejected, won't I?

[NRDL]

Such is the human condition.  Suffering in paradise. 

[WillowLuman]

"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours?" (Orwell, George. Nineteen-Eighty-Four. 5.61)

[ChairmanPoo]

What I love is how insistent Moroccans are that their country is a part of Southern Europe, and never Africa.

They... aren't?  First time I've heard this.

[Rolan7]

And that's why I set de-jure drift to 20 years
*in CK2
*No idea what's happening

[Kot]

Ah, but! Different Communist. And having Slavs and being post-communist would make Poland count as EE - word of advice, don't go around telling this to Poles.

^{*distant shouting* IT'S CENTRAL YOU COCK}

[Tawa]

I got a rather nasty second-degree burn on my right hand while cooking ramen noodles--my dad was cooking sausages in a steaming frying pan and accidentally turned the handle of my ramen pot directly into the path of the steam. Around two square inches of skin was sloughed off and I think I'm bleeding under my bandages.

Ow.

[Sirus]

Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor for that ._.