Failed my driver's test the second time, for two extremely minor things and one extremely major thing which I didn't even do. My mother is acknowledging that it probably wasn't my fault, especially since the woman who failed me has a reputation for failing everyone, but is still insisting on being a bitch about it saying that I'm "going to have to drive her everywhere she goes now" so that I can practice, even though the only things I actually did were not use my blinker when merging lanes because I thought I didn't need to (seriously, why do you need to tell people you're going left when the only place you could possibly be going is to the left) and end up slightly crooked after backing up like 30 feet. I attempted to tell her that it would be better to actually focus on correcting the problems that I had instead of doing absolutely nothing except for the shit that she knows I can do perfectly, which is exactly what she's doing when she simply wastes my time making me drive her back and forth while hardly ever allowing me to practice things that I don't have to do when ferrying her ass around such as backing up 30 feet for no reason, going over the weirder cases when you need to use blinkers, or parrallel parking. But nope, clearly the only reason that I wish to practice the things that made me fail is because I'm looking for more excuses to be mad at her when I fail (yes, she actually condescendingly said "when" as if focusing on weak points is certainly going to make me worse).
It's amazing how even after years and years of getting used to her bullshit every conversation I have with her still results in me wanting badly to deck her across the face.