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[BlackHeartKabal]

Cinder, an inescapable, sagacious, irresistible, lewd, and compelling individual of mysterious and indistinct gender.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Manchurian candidate policemen.

[TempAcc]

Wasn't cinder asexual tho.

[hops]

Wasn't cinder asexual tho.

Dude I'm like, omnisexual. I'd fuck an intelligent eldritch horror. When was I asexual. :v

[TempAcc]

I'll put that on my list of things to keep in mind when I conquer thailand and create my personal ladyboy royal guard.

[hops]

I'll put that on my list of things to keep in mind when I conquer thailand and create my personal ladyboy royal guard.

You mean omnisexuality or sexy Cthulhu?

[TempAcc]

I'll think about it after I steal the thai king's hat collection and force said ladyboy royal guard to wear them daily.

[redwallzyl]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/21/486910805/tens-of-thousands-of-alpacas-die-in-peruvian-cold-snap

its an aplasicur!

[hector13]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/07/21/486910805/tens-of-thousands-of-alpacas-die-in-peruvian-cold-snap

its an aplasicur!

Oh come on. Alpacalypse.

[hops]

I'll think about it after I steal the thai king's hat collection and force said ladyboy royal guard to wear them daily.

You might want to hurry because talk is that the current king is now a vegetable, and the Prince doesn't have as much swag.

[Rolepgeek]

I don't know how to express my frustration at my mediocrity.

Make yourself less mediocre, usually is the plan.

Fulfilling goals you set for yourself is also a solid approach, but for people like me whose goals are basically the Kingdom of God on Earth it gets a bit more difficult.

I understand the feeling.

Different goal, but probably similar difficulty.

Also, there's nothing wrong with average(at least in my opinion). How many people do you feel like you need to adore you? Because if it's just a few, working on getting a close friends group /harem might be the best thing to do.

Alternatively, as a last resort, you could become an actor and try to get in on the best Twilight equivalent.

[Orange Wizard]

Different goal, but probably similar difficulty.

Also heavily dependent on your starting position

...

Also, more phone calls:

winz: "you should go on this military training camp"
me: "i don't really want to"
winz: "if you don't we'll cut your benefit"
me: "is it compulsory?"
winz: "of course not, it's totally optional"
me: "..."

[TheBiggerFish]

*much hugpats*

HEY CINDER I ALREADY THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT MEDIOCRE, OKAY?

I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE IF YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST... UHHH... LIKE, TEN OR SO TIMES?

[Amperzand]

Different goal, but probably similar difficulty.

Also heavily dependent on your starting position

...

Also, more phone calls:

winz: "you should go on this military training camp"
me: "i don't really want to"
winz: "if you don't we'll cut your benefit"
me: "is it compulsory?"
winz: "of course not, it's totally optional"
me: "..."

Wait, what? That doesn't sound good at all...

[Tawa]

*much hugpats*

Man, I don't mean any offense, but honestly just coming in and saying "hugs everyone" every now and then is kind of meaningless. It's like contests for little kids where everybody gets a medal just for being there.

I appreciate the effort, but honestly it's hard to tell if you've even read the posts or feel any sympathy for the people you're 'hugging'. Arguably, it implies that you haven't and don't, although I know you well enough to know that you have and do (or at the very least on the latter.)

Sorry if I come across as a little confrontational, by the way; proofreading my post suggests overtones of anger, but I can't think of a better way to get my point across. :v

E: changed phrasing to scale down confrontational tone