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[Spehss _]

I keep procrastinating.

I have no willpower. I tell myself I'm going to sit down and get [insert assignment] done in one sitting. Then work on it a bit. Then stop and go do something else. Then repeat the next day. And the next. And very little gets done.

[MaximumZero]

Want to gain some weight really quickly? Drink mountain dew. I'm back up to 215lbs.

[sprinkled chariot]

Soda is liquid Hitler, you dont drink it.

[Orange Wizard]

Soda is liquid Hitler, you dont drink it.

HITLER ATE SUGAR REMOVE SUGAR REMOVE NAZI FILTH

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh god the pain.

Gas sucks.

[TheDarkStar]

Oh god the pain.

Gas sucks.

I can't tell if that's a Hitler joke or not.

[ChairmanPoo]

Oh god the pain.

Gas sucks.

I can't tell if that's a Hitler joke or not.

[Helgoland]

Gas sucks.

Only if it's ammonia. /homechemistryexperimentjokes

[TheBiggerFish]

...

Bit of sympathy there?

I'm better now, but that was...Yikes.

[Jopax]

We'd offer hugs but that runs the risk of releasing more gas XD

On a serious note I can somewhat relate since last night was rather noisy, mostly because I love me some god damn beans :V

[Trapezohedron]

You wanted sympathy? I suppose I could impart some.

A local 7-Eleven store offered the ability to create your own concoctions with Slurpees. I put judicious amounts of Iced Tea on it, and happened on a particular branch where the Aircon was colder than a freezer, the Slurpee colder than a stony heart refrigerated for 2 hours in the freezer, and me having eaten Cheese.

It was also somewhat funny I intentionally picked up a cup of the least popular presidential candidate here in the Philippines (7-Eleven is running a marketing promo in which you get to choose your cup, consider it a choice of vote, and basically be a survey + capitalizing on the rather strong and aggressive political scene here), and not long after drinking three fourths of the biggest Slurpee Cup, I was having the gasses.

Then I went back in a friend's car, where there's like 3 other people with me in the back and I was having oh god the car's airconditioner was crap; it was the best environment for gaseous buildups.

I almost shat on that car. Fortunately, I managed to crawl over to another friend's house and manage to crap away a very rancid deuce.

[Helgoland]

That's a fairly neat marketing idea. I wonder how that would fly in the US...

OT: What's that number in your sig? Some sort of telephone number?

[Trapezohedron]

It's something I'd rather not talk about.

Not that that phone number is in anyway accessible to me, but it's symbolic. I've been trying to... let's just say... turn things off. Myself, particularly.

[GiglameshDespair]

That's a fairly neat marketing idea. I wonder how that would fly in the US...

OT: What's that number in your sig? Some sort of telephone number?

Suicide hotline number, I believe.

[Helgoland]

That's a sensible thing to keep around.