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[Fniff]

RIP Benny Harvey.
As he once said, "Your song will carry through that long long night."

[Bauglir]

So I guess Dumbledore was avenged.

[itisnotlogical]

Whelp that's the last time I take anybody on their word when they say they'll help with something. Gg no re, family.

[martinuzz]

Ever since a few morons at old year's day all the way through new year's eve thought it funny to bombard my front yard with the highly illegal, but widely popular amongst the hooligan masses fireworks explosives called avalanche busters, two of my cats have formed a grudge causing them well, not exactly to fight and hurt each other, but they have their daily periods now where they just try and chase each other out of the house at high velocity. Not cool. I hope they can reconcile.

Usually they always came through new year pretty well. But this year the blasts were just crazy, unrelenting, and too close. They covered the place in fear pee

I wish crazy earthlings would stop thinking new year's eve shouild be celebrated with loud bangs. Stupid pagan tradition. Stupid dumb poor masses. Complain about too low wages every day, then make a full month's wage literally go up in smoke in half a day

[scrdest]

The anal urination is back. Thankfully, much milder this time, although accompanied by massive gurgles whenever I move.

This post becomes so much better if you pretend Anal Urination is the name of a grindcore band. Which it probably is, somewhere.

[inteuniso]

Looks like we're going to start having to grow more food plants everywhere, because the planet has lost a third of it's high quality arable land.

[Rolan7]

How did we *lose* that much land?  Did we check under the oceans?  Someone better lose their job over this.

[GiglameshDespair]

HAve you looked between the couch cushions?

[WillowLuman]

Desertification, probably.

[Loud Whispers]

ripip brits and al jazeera americans

[Kot]

So basically I went back to check the internets because reasons, and then suddenly she is online on the piece of shit that is Facebook, proably chatting again with him the whole night. Fuckitty fuck. And to think she did the same to me before. Just fuck, argh, stop, stop fucking hurting go away damn someone help

[miauw62]

I can't really offer much advice. You should stop beating yourself up over this, but I know how unhelpful that sentence is. Just make an effort to scroll past and ignore it. It gets less worst over time.

[Rose]

Invited a kitchenbot into my house to give me an estimate.

So expensive.

Just remember, an estimate is probably on the low end of the actual costs.

Yeah, this did not include sink, stove, and chimney, and it added up to $2000

[Helgoland]

'Hey, do you find it hard to just strike up a conversation too? I've been trying for at least a couple minutes to come up with something, but I fell flat.'

[Graknorke]

I can almost talk to absolute strangers if it weren't for one thing - I literally don't know how to start a conversation.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

EDIT: In fact, here:

comprehensive guide to conversation