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[stabbymcstabstab]

(and complete lack of tolerance for challenging gameplay)

The heretical little folk clearly need to be introduced to DF. Inform them that minecraft was heavily inspired by it.

Hey we're not trying to make them cry now.

[Vattic]

-snip- Turns out the concern was ill placed and that I shouldn't read too much into drunken ramblings.

[MaximumZero]

(and complete lack of tolerance for challenging gameplay)

The heretical little folk clearly need to be introduced to DF. Inform them that minecraft was heavily inspired by it.

Hey we're not trying to make them cry now.

You take that back! They will weep like children at the end of Old Yeller!

[Amperzand]

They will WEEP!

...Cough, hack.

[Ultimuh]

They will WEEP!

TEARS OF BLOOD!

[GiglameshDespair]

They will WEEP!

TEARS OF BLOOD!

They will suffer endless torments!

_{Did I do it right?}

[MaximumZero]

Not enough metal growling. That's how you wound up with Comic Sans.

[quinnr]

Just spilled all over my bed and pillow

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Just spilled all over my bed and pillow

... Spilled what?

I got a pillow cover for Christmas, because my parents were tired of all the bloodstains.

Also I got left behind while my family went to my grandparent's house so I spent Christmas home alone.

[MaximumZero]

Just spilled all over my bed and pillow

... Spilled what?

I'm going to assume lube until told otherwise.

[quinnr]

Just spilled all over my bed and pillow

... Spilled what?

I'm going to assume lube until told otherwise.

Just a glass of juice, actually. Jesus, people.

Also, minor sad, why am I awake at 5am? I just want to go back to sleep but I can't :/

[TheBiggerFish]

Also, minor sad, why am I awake at 5am? I just want to go back to sleep but I can't :/

Having a similarly messed up sleep schedule because school, I agree with that sentiment.
Except when I don't.

[ChairmanPoo]

Just spilled all over my bed and pillow

... Spilled what?

I'm going to assume lube until told otherwise.

This is what came to mind when reading the post

Gen 38:9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his seed on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.
Gen 38:10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

To be fair, I did find it odd for qinnr to phrase it so biblically. And for it to involve a pillow.

[scriver]

I guess the juice must've been man-juice.

[itisnotlogical]

I prefer the term "baby batter" myself.