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[Orange Wizard]

The only girls who appeal to me are fictional.

...

I really need to get out more.

[Yoink]

It sure sounds like it, dude.

...I feel like I should make a joke about Kiwis here, but I'm in too good a mood to be so mean.

[KingofstarrySkies]

'too good of a mood to be mean'
you just told someone they need to get out more, this is usually considered 'mean' by most definitions

[Yoink]

I'm not being mean, I'm just offering firm guidance. Sheesh.

[Orange Wizard]

I kinda want to hear the joke, though.

[Yoink]

It wouldn't have been terribly funny.
Probably just something like "Good thing you have sheep, then!" Unoriginal I know.

But at least I didn't say it! Because that would be both mean and not particularly funny.

[TD1]

Plus you would make II turn into that Kiwi-shooting-lasers that is on their holy national flag._(submission)

[Yoink]

...Whoah. Well, it's got my vote.

[Bauglir]

Mwahaha, you should try my path. 'Tis a lonely one (and not self imposed ) but it is the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference. /reference.

wasn't that poem ultimately about the ridiculousness of picking a path based on how well-travelled it was

cause i could swear it was pre-hipster satire of hipsters

[TD1]

It's a good poem, but ultimately Hipster. It encourages picking the less travelled path. "I took the one less travelled by, and that has made all the difference."

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost. No, not the Frost that spoils Christmas

[scriver]

Also there has never not been hipsters.

Also stop thinking so much about hipsters, that's such a hipster thing to care about.

[Bauglir]

According to Wikipedia, which is of course never wrong about things, it was actually poking fun at indecision, which is not quite the same thing as I had remembered. Alas!

Also stop thinking so much about hipsters, that's such a hipster thing to care about.

Never. I won't rest until so many people think about them that they become mainstream.

[Graknorke]

The only girls who appeal to me are fictional.

...

I really need to get out more.

reeeeeee normies leave my waifu alone

[TD1]

According to Wikipedia, which is of course never wrong about things, it was actually poking fun at indecision, which is not quite the same thing as I had remembered. Alas!

Also stop thinking so much about hipsters, that's such a hipster thing to care about.

Never. I won't rest until so many people think about them that they become mainstream.

Technically you can never have them become main stream. If it becomes mainstream to dress like a goth, expect your typical Hipster to dress like your granddad.

[Bauglir]

Technically you can never have them become main stream. If it becomes mainstream to dress like a goth, expect your typical Hipster to dress like your granddad.

then since i will never rest, i cannot die

the plan is foolproof