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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95760 on: July 30, 2015, 04:41:25 pm »

What webcomics are those? I'm curious if it's any that I read.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95761 on: July 30, 2015, 04:42:33 pm »

Make your own webcomic. With blackjack and hookers.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95762 on: July 30, 2015, 04:46:46 pm »

Can I play blackjack on the hookers?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95763 on: July 30, 2015, 04:47:44 pm »

What if that was what the webcomics were about?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95764 on: July 30, 2015, 04:52:21 pm »

We aren't exactly striving for originality, here.

Also you can play blackjack with hookers, but you'll always lose because you have to be over 21 to hire them.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95765 on: July 30, 2015, 05:20:54 pm »

Over 21, you say?

I'm not saying I know a guy, but I totally know a guy.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95766 on: July 30, 2015, 05:23:46 pm »

and that guy is european, or just from some other reasonable country on this earth
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95767 on: July 30, 2015, 05:23:58 pm »

Also you can play blackjack with hookers, but you'll always lose because you have to be over 21 to hire them.
Took me a second to see what you did there.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95768 on: July 30, 2015, 05:34:11 pm »

Do I want to google what hookers are?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95769 on: July 30, 2015, 05:35:03 pm »

Streetwalkers. Ladies of the night. Working girls. Prostitutes.

EDIT: Note that the gender-specificness is kind of a historical artifact more than my own internal prejudices, I hope. There are many male hookers, no doubt, and probably they ought not be called working girls.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95770 on: July 30, 2015, 05:35:33 pm »

Do I want to google what hookers are?

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Streetwalkers. Ladies of the night. Working girls. Prostitutes.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95771 on: July 30, 2015, 05:36:31 pm »

who is this "it up" and how much did they pay me
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95772 on: July 30, 2015, 05:37:59 pm »

Can I have a webcomic about blackjack and horkers?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95773 on: July 30, 2015, 05:41:09 pm »

Do I want to google what hookers are?

During the American Civil War, one of the more famous and popular Union generals was "Fighting Joe"  Hooker. Because his camps were always full of prostitutes, and he was a known womanizer, "Hooker's women", eventually shortened to "Hookers" became common slang for prostitutes.


Yes, I know that there's some evidence to dispute this etymology, but the story's too fun to let facts get in the way.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #95774 on: July 30, 2015, 05:42:48 pm »

Can I have a webcomic about blackjack and horkers?
Don't forget the horker hookers. There's gotta be a fetish for that somewhere.
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