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[Caz]

I've had three cups of tea so far tonight and I keep wanting more. This cannot be healthy.

Uhm... what's unhealthy about tea?


*puts down 8th cup of the day... it is 1:30pm.* o_o

[ChairmanPoo]

I had about 500ml of tea this morning alone

[hops]

Okay, self, it's a week. You can stop being a sad sack now. This is normally how log it takes for you to get through depressive moods, so why are you still a self-hating piece of shit?

[Helgoland]

Desomorphine (dihydrodesoxymorphine, former brand name Permonid, street name krokodil) is a derivative of morphine with powerful, fast-acting opioid effects, such as sedation and analgesia.

This. Morphine minus an oxygen and a double bond.

Funnily enough the pure substance isn't much worse than plain ol' Heroin, just more potent. It's the shitty synthesis and complete lack of workup that produces all those pretty things one can see on the web.

[Rolan7]

"Omelette du visage"

I laughed.

[Knit tie]

I just realised that my skull is horribly assymetric and that I will never look cute again.

[LordSlowpoke]

this isn't some kind of nazi haplogroup wonderland you can be cute even if your skull is a potato

just gotta grab some embarassing as fuck clothing

[EnigmaticHat]

I just realised that my skull is horribly assymetric and that I will never look cute again.

No one else will notice, relax.

[Descan]

* Descan paps Knit Tie on the face.

nu

[scrdest]

this isn't some kind of nazi haplogroup wonderland you can be cute even if your skull is a potato

Wait, it isn't?

Shit, took a wrong turn again.

[EnigmaticHat]

Neither of those is dumb, both of those are important.

Harsh as it sounds, I think you're right to be selective about when you come out.  What you can do now is plan to eventually move somewhere more accepting and/or gain financial independence from your parents.

[LordSlowpoke]

how come none of the americans here kidnapped you when you were in the states

hot air the lot of you fatmasters

* LordSlowpoke scoffs

[Arx]

My other sad is that for the past few days my parents have been all WORKWORKUNIVIERSITIES AND YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS OVER BECAUSE ALL THAT FREE TIME IS BAD but I just want to be time and space to keep all the bad stuff I've been feeling away. But it's not like they'll ever ask for my input.

Why do they want you to panic about university now? I'd expect you to have another few months at least.


Right now, my everything seems to hurt. I want to take a bath to relax myself and untense my muscles, but the thought makes my skin crawl. I want to go for a run or do pushups or something to burn off this energy, but the thought makes my muscles (and joints) scream. Meanwhile, my head and eyes are aching just enough to be irritating. Gah.

[Spehss _]

My other sad is that for the past few days my parents have been all WORKWORKUNIVIERSITIES AND YOU MUST HAVE FRIENDS OVER BECAUSE ALL THAT FREE TIME IS BAD but I just want to be time and space to keep all the bad stuff I've been feeling away. But it's not like they'll ever ask for my input.

Why do they want you to panic about university now? I'd expect you to have another few months at least.

Uh, because Caroline's parents are insane abusive perfectionist helicoptering shitlords who force their children to meet their overly high expectations?

[Bohandas]

BOOM. Instant face omlette.

Like that song from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?