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[Skyrunner]

I am being lost and confused!

[mastahcheese]

This is the second day I've had to call off work because my car has been replaced by a vaguely mini-van shaped pile of snow.

I mean, I like not having to work, but when my paycheck comes up... 

....they do have these things called "shovels" and "snow brushes" where you live, don't they?

The snow is past my knees.
A shovel will not suffice.
Maybe if my driveway was short like most people's, I could manage that, but I park in the back, behind the apartment complex. I have to go 20 feet one direction, turn around the bend (while avoiding hitting the cars of the morons who don't know how to park), then go another 20 feet to the road.
And the snow up against the road is up to my shoulders because the city snow plows keep shoving it off onto the side, and it keeps piling up.
It's far beyond my physical limitations.

*Offers hugs to Caroline for having actual problems *

[KingofstarrySkies]

pfffftahahahahahha
KNEES

[mastahcheese]

pfffftahahahahahha
KNEES

Filthy Canadians.

[KingofstarrySkies]

PPFFFFTAHAHAHAHA
FILTHY

[Tawa]

Well, yes, you are. You're filthy with snow.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Snow is water, Taw. It'll melt. I win!

[mastahcheese]

*Lights Koss on fire*

[timferius]

Well, yes, you are. You're filthy with snow.

Filthy? Have you ever seen a field covered over with a glistening bed of snow, pure and white, sparkling in the sun. THEN MESSED THAT SHIT UP BUILDING IT IN TO AN EPIC FORT FROM WHICH TO RULE OVER YOUR SNOW-BOUND KINGDOM WITH AN IRON FIST! PITS DUG DOWN TO THE DIRT LIKE THE BREEDING PITS OF ISENGARD TO BUILD UP A STORE OF MUNITIONS, TO DEFEND YOURSELVES FROM THOSE WHO WOULD DARE DEFY YOU.

[Orange Wizard]

aaaauuuuugh

headache

in my moment of peace

also

auuuggghh

too much stuff

[Bohandas]

Wanted to proclaim this day to be Raeg day, alas, there is no rage thread for me to use as a medium to propagate this decree of mine.

"Rage thread, a rage thread! My kingdom for a rage thread!"

What we need to do is to all switch over en masse to a new forum where the mods don't care (maybe even create one) and start a rage thread that will not, under any circumstances, ever be closed. I'm dead serious.

[Dutchling]

you people need more zen in your lives

[Bohandas]

One person's reality doesn't define another's identity.

Indeed. One person's reality doesn't define anyone's identity. Only the dispassionate and insensible external reality of the cosmos can do that.

[mastahcheese]

Wanted to proclaim this day to be Raeg day, alas, there is no rage thread for me to use as a medium to propagate this decree of mine.

"Rage thread, a rage thread! My kingdom for a rage thread!"

What we need to do is to all switch over en masse to a new forum where the mods don't care (maybe even create one) and start a rage thread that will not, under any circumstances, ever be closed. I'm dead serious.

Why don't you just make a quicktopic?

[Spehss _]

you people need more zen in your lives

Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to learn about our lord and savior Zensus Zhist?