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[Orange Wizard]

We tend to get a lot of wind in NZ. A while back (maybe a year or two? I forget) the wind was so strong that is was knocking out power lines, sending trees flying across the road, ripping roofs off houses, etcetera, etcetera. Everyone I met was saying saying something to the effect of "oh, it's a bit breezy, huh" in a non-ironic manner. It was surreal - almost as though they couldn't even see the sheep blowing around in the stratosphere.

[~Neri]

Soon, all Westerners will be female and all Easterners will be male, and then global harmony will be achieved. :v

(That, or sexism and racism join force.)

I honestly wouldn't mind. I don't think many people would notice.

[Orange Wizard]

... what if I don't want to be female?

[Kassire]

... what if I don't want to be female?

Cast one of those self-transmutation spells to become a Durian

[~Neri]

Sooooo, the only place humanity could procreate is along the Prime Meridian? I feel like the logistics of that would be problematic.

[Truean]

Met with another career recruiter....

[Rolan7]

I'm sorry.  What a shitty response... A supposed professional ought to know better by now.

[Spehss _]

Soon, all Westerners will be female and all Easterners will be male, and then global harmony will be achieved. :v

(That, or sexism and racism join force.)

I honestly wouldn't mind. I don't think many people would notice.

I'd notice. Asian girls can be pretty cute. :V _{^{I feel lecherous and crude saying that.}}

[hops]

Soon, all Westerners will be female and all Easterners will be male, and then global harmony will be achieved. :v

(That, or sexism and racism join force.)

I honestly wouldn't mind. I don't think many people would notice.

I'd notice. Asian girls can be pretty cute. :V _{^{I feel lecherous and crude saying that.}}

That's what femboys are for.

[~Neri]

Soon, all Westerners will be female and all Easterners will be male, and then global harmony will be achieved. :v

(That, or sexism and racism join force.)

I honestly wouldn't mind. I don't think many people would notice.

I'd notice. Asian girls can be pretty cute. :V _{^{I feel lecherous and crude saying that.}}

That's what femboys are for.

Exactly.

[Dutchling]

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[Eric Blank]

Stuck doing the laundry today. Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't dehydrate myself by sweating so damn much. And of course if I didn't sweat so much the smell of the cat piss/shit on the blankets I'm washing wouldn't rub off on me so effectively. So now I'm a dirty, fat, piss-smelling college kid in short shorts (everything else is dirty) harassing the laundromat employees to help me retrieve the laundry card I dropped behind a washer. And then I had to go buy clothes hangers from Kmart. They were not impressed. I swear sometimes nothing is worth the public humiliation. I should just lock myself in my room and never leave. I'm probably going to wind up a registered sex offender or some shit just because of this.

[Iceblaster]

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Is it bad I chuckled?

[MaximumZero]

Do you earn a commission based on the number of sales you make? That would be a bright side, right?

I would be retired if I made commission at any of the retail hellholes I've worked in.

[Tack]

Was reading through old memorial thread, just noticed Kaijuu's gone.

Also specifically didn't post again after posting a recent and noticeable drop in grades.
Hoping he's 'k.