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[Jopax]

An increasing number of people on FB is claiming the horrible thing in Paris is a setup.

Just....

In unrelated sads I'm on a fucking rollercoaster of moods these past few days, but it's mostly tired depression of some sort with short bursts of what I'd call joy but I'm not sure it's that, confidence maybe? Optimisim? Whatever.

But I think I'm pinpointing the root of most of my problems, too bad I have no idea how to fix it :I

[smjjames]

Not surprising the conspiracy theorists raised their heads sooner or later.

Just out of curiosity, what conspiracy theory are they saying about that it was a setup?

[Jopax]

Nothing specific from what I've seen, just that THE MAN/ILLUMINATI/ALIENS/WHATEVER has their hands in this. Something about big anti-muslim protests happening a day or two before this and how trough sheer magic the police managed to find the documents in a car they used.

Seriously, atleast wait for the bodies to fucking cool before cooking up crazy shit like this.

[LordSlowpoke]

i already heard people saying this is actually a front national ploy pulled off with heavy assistance of their russian overlords

so there's that

[Bauglir]

Some one has tricked me. I wound up in another law class this semester.

[Helgoland]

Sister just broke up with boyfriend of more than two years.

She's sad, and that makes me sad.

Is that the one that was about to get married, or the other one?

[Tiruin]

Blargh sickness.
Productivity on the low ._.

[Eric Blank]

Blargh sickness.
Productivity on the low ._.

Do what vector does and consume whole garlic cloves! If it doesnt cure the illness, at least you (and everyone you talk to) will have something else to complain about!

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Also, get well soon!

[scriver]

My brother beliefs eating garlic prevents and counters ails and ills. Since life loves irony, he is the one in ky family that's sick the mist.

[GiglameshDespair]

Eating garlic? I think I'd prefer the sickness, thanks.

[Descan]

My brother beliefs eating garlic prevents and counters ails and ills. Since life loves irony, he is the one in ky family that's sick the mist.

I don't think that's so much "irony" as it is "proof he's wrong."

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

My brother beliefs eating garlic prevents and counters ails and ills. Since life loves irony, he is the one in ky family that's sick the mist.

I don't think that's so much "irony" as it is "proof he's wrong."

Well garlic is healthy and helps your heart IIRC so he's not all too wrong on it being good for you, though it doesn't prevent everything

[Dutchling]

It's edible. It's by definition good for something.

[timferius]

It's good for being F--ing delcious! There is never too much garlic, SHWARMA 4 LIFE.

[smjjames]

He's got pretty good protection from vampires too. At least the traditional ones that hate garlic.