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[WillowLuman]

Doesn't beer help against kidney stones? If so, I should be fairly safe

Beer also increases your risk of getting cancer because of the alcohol and acetaldehyde.

So...um...yea.

Maybe not so safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPz9Fcvb1II

[Helgoland]

They'll hang me anyway when the revolution comes. No need to worry about the long-term stuff.

[Mr. Strange]

Fuckin brains.

Are you me? Sounds like me. Apart from some small details. Hello me. You're cool. You can do the thing.

Hi other me's! Don't be like me, go out and do the thing!

[Kadzar]

Fuckin brains.

Are you me? Sounds like me. Apart from some small details. Hello me. You're cool. You can do the thing.

Hi other me's! Don't be like me, go out and do the thing!

Fuck you, other me! Why don't you go out and do the thing?

[Graknorke]

Ugh, I think the spambot conversation protocol is stuck in a self-awareness loop again. Someone want to turn it off and back on again?

[Orange Wizard]

Ugh, I think the spambot conversation protocol is stuck in a self-awareness loop again. Someone want to turn it off and back on again?

Are they trying to sell mail order brides to the kitchenbots again?

[Gunner-Chan]

I think they're trying to do the thing.

That might be either mail order brides or kitchenbots. Or maybe even mail order kitchens. Or kitchenbrides.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm sure you'll find someone, somewhere, that wants to marry a kitchen. This is their chance to find happiness.

[the1337doofus]

Question:

The hell's a kitchenbot?

[BlackFlyme]

A spambot that tries to sell kitchens.

[Mech#4]

I would question how effective it is since a whole kitchen isn't exactly what I'd call "impulsive buying material". Like those ads that hawk tile warehouses; tiles aren't something I'd imagine you'd just buy en masse without planning and builder hiring.

[BlackFlyme]

What is it about me that makes my mom so suspicious of me?

I heard her coming to my room, so I turned around. She began asking why I was looking around, being a "sneak". "Obviously you are up to something, let me see what you are doing on that computer!".

I feel incredibly paranoid even doing simple things because of her.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Mech#4]

I would question how effective it is since a whole kitchen isn't exactly what I'd call "impulsive buying material". Like those ads that hawk tile warehouses; tiles aren't something I'd imagine you'd just buy en masse without planning and builder hiring.

It's profitable enough that someone keeps doing it.

And out there, somewhere in some cities suburbia, there is a house with 50 kitchens, tiled floors in every room, blinds on every opening and no toilet.

[TD1]

What do you think all the sinks are for? Only some are for cleaning dishes.