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[Urist Imiknorris]

Normally spiders terrify me, but I just can't be scared of spiderboat there.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, when you give it a name like Spiderboat...

[AlleeCat]

Pretty much all spiders terrify me like a little girl, even in games, but I do find the spiders in Minecraft surprisingly cute.

[Tack]

In basement of grandparents house, cannot get out because there is a fuckhueg aggressive spider on door.

I like spiders, I usually catch them and take them outside because my cat kills them. She's like a spider serial killer. She bops them on their head until they die, sometimes pulling off the legs first. It's awful.

Just get a cup and capture it and put it outside. I mean unless it's this kind of spider...

Spoiler: 'Cos it's just up the page a bit (click to show/hide)

Then you'll probably get baby spiders all over you, but that sounds kind of cute, actually.

'cos I was curious - that's the wolf spider. It likes to carry around its kids with it.
Cute sounding... Creepy looking.

Spoiler: Size! (click to show/hide)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I'm sure. Brown recluses don't live West of the Mississippi, and they aren't nearly as aggressive.

Quick search says otherwise
That and I live west of said river and they are everywhere here........
And ya your right they are not aggressive at all, if they were I would have felt sorry for my sister when she got the basement bedroom. Our basement was full of spiders hidding all around when we moved in

[smeeprocket]

Why would my father in law choose to leave my mother in law on christmas eve?

[WillowLuman]

Why would my father in law choose to leave my mother in law on christmas eve?

Oh jeez

[technicallyAdventurer]

Why would my father in law choose to leave my mother in law on christmas eve?

My father and mother divorced a month or two before I was born. Timings are weird.

[RedKing]

Guess who's got two thumbs and a gastric infection on Christmas Eve??

This guHURRRRGH.........

[RedKing]

Guess who's got two thumbs and a gastric infection on Christmas Eve??

This guHURRRRGH.........

Why did you steal someone's thumbs?

Shenanigans.

[Tawa]

Guess who's got two thumbs and a gastric infection on Christmas Eve??

This guHURRRRGH.........

Why did you steal someone's thumbs?

It's lunchtime, and he's Henry.
^{It was just too perfect.}

[Furtuka]

I give it a 2/10. If you have to put a wiki link to make a fandom referential joke, it's most likely not funny anymore or considered clever by anybody reading it. Quadruply so if you're referencing a single quote which is so insignificant that it requires a ctrl+f to find it.

[Furtuka]

Sorry it's a habit of mine. I like to modify my posts to ensure things are communicated properly.

[Tawa]

Was it really necessary to go into that much detail to deride a cruddy joke?

[Orange Wizard]

Yes, because Furtuka's post was actually pretty funny.