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[Gentlefish]

* 4maskwolf begins banging his head against nearby solid objects

Why am I so useless?  Can someone explain to me exactly what it is about me that makes me so useless?  Because I can't figure out what makes me as useless as I know I am.

Would you nightkill me if I said it's your way of thinking? Because it really is. Just because you're not OMG SUPER AMAZING at something the first time doesn't mean you're a worthless human being. It's part of being human. Skills take time to learn. Lots of time and lots of practice.

You'll get there, 4mask. It may not be as soon as it sounds like you want, but you will definitely get there if you keep working at it.

[Jervill]

Pufferfish

A nightkill this early?  Really?  What is your strategy here?

[Worldmaster27]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

What did I watch and why is it so good?

This is amazing, and it has a bit of a short minimalist forum game/RTD feel to the way it's told and plays out.

[Orange Wizard]

I think "You are a terrible yet famous film director" would be pretty great.

[Arx]

* 4maskwolf begins banging his head against nearby solid objects

Why am I so useless?  Can someone explain to me exactly what it is about me that makes me so useless?  Because I can't figure out what makes me as useless as I know I am.

Overly high standards? Not being able to understand/do everything in a couple of hours doesn't make you useless or broken, it makes you normal.


My body seems to have decided that since I have a high-stress situation coming up I need to ditch all excess weight. Like my breakfast.

[Dutchling]

I just failed a class because apparently attending the mandatory parts was mandatory.

I now failed all three classes of the last quarter o.o

This is a less than satisfactory situation.

[MaximumZero]

My body seems to have decided that since I have a high-stress situation coming up I need to ditch all excess weight. Like my breakfast.

Well, to be fair, breakfast sounds a lot like ballast.

[Sirus]

I just failed a class because apparently attending the mandatory parts was mandatory.

I now failed all three classes of the last quarter o.o

This is a less than satisfactory situation.

I am shocked. How could they have expected you to know that?

[Dutchling]

I know right.

[Vector]

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[Xantalos]

From what I know about you, you're basically 95% filling them anyway.

[Vector]

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[LordSlowpoke]

have not yet removed any body parts

no time like the present

* LordSlowpoke pulls out a bottle of surgical alcohol, a butter knife and an angle grinder

[Xantalos]

Got your wisdom teeth out? Hair cut ever?
Technicalities, but still.
And that can be part of the other 5%.

[WillowLuman]

AAH!

Just remembered my wisdom teeth are still in, and probably still pointed directly at the result of 4 years of orthodonture like a 12-gauge shotgun. One really ominous visit to the dentist 2 years ago, warnings about having to live off milkshakes for a few weeks, then... nothing ever came of it.