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[Rose]

I am reminded again how much I hate visiting countries that traditionally use paper to 'clean' their asses.

[smjjames]

I am reminded again how much I hate visiting countries that traditionally use paper to 'clean' their asses.

Toilet paper is still technically paper because cellulose.

Why are we even on this tangent? Lol

[Rose]

Because water is the only way to actually get your ass clean, that's why.

[Orange Wizard]

Paper works just fine, but I can see why you'd prefer water. Less... abrasive.

[hops]

Why don't we make a paper made out of water?
Preferably one that isn't cold.

[Orange Wizard]

Get on it, scientists.

[hops]

I guess we could get these in sheet form: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_water
Without having to wipe your butt with silica.

[mastahcheese]

I now have the mental image of someone trying to wipe their butt with a handfull of snow.

It is terrifying.

[Arx]

Short story rejected by magazine. Not actually particularly sad about it, being expecting it and all, but it was nice to think I could be the one percent that is accepted on their first submission. Mostly to think though.

[TD1]

That's too bad Arx, I honestly thought you stood a good chance.

[Arx]

I can always submit something else, or the same piece to another magazine. You make it sound like I just lost the Hunger Games.

[TD1]

Haha, not quite- no death is imminent

[Graknorke]

Haha, not quite- no death is imminent

Not from the magazines anyway.
>_>
<_<
no witnesses

[Arx]

I have a hatedom before I have a fandom! Assuming that that's aimed at me, anyway. If it's not, this is embarrassingly narcissistic.

[mastahcheese]

Don't give up Arx, you still have plenty of chances.