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[Yoink]

My face is being stupid today, and so is my hair.

Sorry to hear that, ChairmanPoo. You're a braver/stronger man than I, to be working in such a profession. I couldn't cope.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

This is kinda sad but I'm fully happy right now and there is no pain thread to my knowledge


Had a birthday party at the bowling alley and had buffalo pizza (spicy chicken pizza) for food
I decided to eat a whole peice in one bite for the fun of it and one of my friends walked up and did this little joke wear he walks up behind you and puts his hand on the top of your forehead and pulls back really hard all along the top of your head while saying in a really stupid voice "pet the kitty"
Well he started pulling on my head as I was swallowing a whole slice of pizza and I ended up sneezing out a whole slice of ground up spicy pizza out my sinus cavity


For those who havent sneezed out a spicy pizza like people who sneeze milk out their nose when they laugh while drinking, it was painful. So so painful

I was blowing chunks of pizza out of my nose for an hour

[IronTomato]

Shit on a shingle. Did the entire piece of pizza come out your nose, or just... most of it?

You have my sympathies, but there's a valuable lesson to be learned here. When you do dumb stuff, and someone else does something dumb at the same time, the result tends to be a swirling hurricane of even stupider shit. Such as exhaling pizza. You've gotta be boring, like me, and never do anything dumb.

* IronTomato resumes being boring

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Just about a whole slice

My sinus cavity burned for a couple hours cause ya'know, hot sauce

And it was good pebble sized chunks of chewed up pizza just getting blown out

Painful as heck

[Putnam]

For those who havent sneezed out a spicy pizza like people who sneeze milk out their nose when they laugh while drinking, it was painful. So so painful

I think you're understating that immensely. It doesn't matter how tolerant you are to spicy stuff, if that gets anywhere but your mouth you're in pain city.

[MaximumZero]

For those who havent sneezed out a spicy pizza like people who sneeze milk out their nose when they laugh while drinking, it was painful. So so painful

I think you're understating that immensely. It doesn't matter how tolerant you are to spicy stuff, if that gets anywhere but your mouth you're in pain city.

Seconding that. I always laughed immensely when we had a new worker at the sports bar. Every single dude we hired for the kitchen wound up doing the same thing: finish putting sauce on hot wings, take off their porous gloves, use the bathroom, and scream like a girl at a pop concert. From then on, they wash their hands before getting sauce residue on their junk.

[WillowLuman]

Ugh, don't think I'm going to update my ISG this weekend.

[Helgoland]

I ended up sneezing out a whole slice of ground up spicy pizza out my sinus cavity

I'm sorry, but - I laughed.

[scrdest]

For those who havent sneezed out a spicy pizza like people who sneeze milk out their nose when they laugh while drinking, it was painful. So so painful

I think you're understating that immensely. It doesn't matter how tolerant you are to spicy stuff, if that gets anywhere but your mouth you're in pain city.

Yeah, mouth is the best place for it to burn. I've been trying to be a smartass while eating sushi a week or two ago, and I ended having my stomach burning so much it was genuinely painful.

[alexandertnt]

For those who havent sneezed out a spicy pizza like people who sneeze milk out their nose when they laugh while drinking, it was painful. So so painful

As someone who loves spicy food, I can confirm sneezing while eating spicy food is like sticking a blowtorch up your nose.

[mastahcheese]

Last night, I could barely walk because of the stiffness in my joints, and the disorientation made me nearly fall over multiple times.
This morning, I felt considerably better, if I start to feel bad again later today, then I'll know that it's the medicine, and the people who say otherwise can shove it, cause I'm tired of them.
Sigh.
Day 3.

*Offers hugs to people who need it, while staying away from Cryxis' nose*

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Well don't feel sorry about me the party was great and after that it was memorable
I even laughed at what happened, I also agree with spicy food stuffs only belongs in your mouth
Not anywhere else

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Also
*softly hugs Mastacheese as not to hurt him

Hope you get better

[Descan]

* Descan crawls up Cryxis' nose.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Descan, stop crawling in places you don't need to be.
*Cryxis begins blowing nose