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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82830 on: October 09, 2014, 08:32:05 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on October 09, 2014, 08:29:36 pm
I see I have introduced a new word into the B12 lexicon.

This pleases me.

Already knew it, plenty 'o people round here (in real life not bay 12) use it
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82831 on: October 09, 2014, 08:36:15 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 09, 2014, 08:32:05 pm
Quote from: RedKing on October 09, 2014, 08:29:36 pm
I see I have introduced a new word into the B12 lexicon.

This pleases me.

Already knew it, plenty 'o people round here (in real life not bay 12) use it

Douchenozzle? Yeah, I've heard that used. I'm pretty sure its a synonym for "showerhead", since "douche" is French for shower. Showernozzle = Showerhead. Calling people water fixtures doesn't really seem that insulting to me, so I abstain from it. Although I should try that at some point. "YOU FAUCET!"
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82832 on: October 09, 2014, 08:41:29 pm »
Mm. Plumbing related insults. I can see this catching on.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82833 on: October 09, 2014, 08:48:16 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on October 09, 2014, 08:36:15 pm
Douchenozzle? Yeah, I've heard that used. I'm pretty sure its a synonym for "showerhead", since "douche" is French for shower. Showernozzle = Showerhead. Calling people water fixtures doesn't really seem that insulting to me, so I abstain from it. Although I should try that at some point. "YOU FAUCET!"
I figured adding nozzle to a preexisting slang insult was for making it more absurd and therefore more insulting. Shitnozzle works just as well. Possibly better.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82834 on: October 09, 2014, 08:51:07 pm »
Arseholenozzle? That just sounds like a freaky sex toy.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82835 on: October 09, 2014, 08:51:52 pm »
The fuck would be a dicknozzle?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82836 on: October 09, 2014, 08:52:19 pm »
My girlfriend is mad at me for not showing her I care enough. :'(
I hate long distance.

Edit: It's okay now. But I hate fighting...
« Last Edit: October 09, 2014, 11:22:58 pm by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum »
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82837 on: October 09, 2014, 09:42:10 pm »
Yes, but I think 'Douchebag' kind of changed the meaning away from the original french one.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82838 on: October 09, 2014, 11:11:20 pm »
Combining words that create absurd insults when combined with regular insults is even more fun - wafflenozzles, anybody?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82839 on: October 10, 2014, 12:34:38 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 09, 2014, 11:11:20 pm
Combining words that create absurd insults when combined with regular insults is even more fun - wafflenozzles, anybody?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82840 on: October 10, 2014, 12:36:26 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on October 10, 2014, 12:34:38 am
Quote from: Bauglir on October 09, 2014, 11:11:20 pm
Combining words that create absurd insults when combined with regular insults is even more fun - wafflenozzles, anybody?
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You doorknob!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82841 on: October 10, 2014, 01:02:43 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on October 10, 2014, 12:34:38 am
Quote from: Bauglir on October 09, 2014, 11:11:20 pm
Combining words that create absurd insults when combined with regular insults is even more fun - wafflenozzles, anybody?
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You doorknobshovel!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82842 on: October 10, 2014, 04:53:08 am »
GREATORDER YOU ARE AN INCONGRUOUS BOUNDER

I HOPE YOU SUFFER MILD DISCOMFORT UPON READING THIS STATEMENT
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82843 on: October 10, 2014, 05:15:47 am »
I would OOC that if my handheld toaste could copy/paste.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #82844 on: October 10, 2014, 05:50:51 am »
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