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[Graknorke]

I can't put on makeup worth shit.

I need someone to teach me how to do all this auuuugh

Is it really that hard? I mean sure, time consuming, but it never looked particularly complex. Apply the product to face using a suitable application tool in a suitable manner, repeat until desired level of made upness is reached.

[hops]

I can't put on makeup worth shit.

I need someone to teach me how to do all this auuuugh

Is it really that hard? I mean sure, time consuming, but it never looked particularly complex. Apply the product to face using a suitable application tool in a suitable manner, repeat until desired level of made upness is reached.

The hard part is to not look like a drag queen.

[TD1]

*Aims for Clown*

*Gets drag queen*
...

Dammit.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I can't put on makeup worth shit.

I need someone to teach me how to do all this auuuugh

Is it really that hard? I mean sure, time consuming, but it never looked particularly complex. Apply the product to face using a suitable application tool in a suitable manner, repeat until desired level of made upness is reached.

No, you have to get the right shade of makeup, then apply it in the correct amounts, and there are multiple types you use. Not just an "Apply liberally"

It's harder then it looks to actually look nice with it.

[Graknorke]

Oh.
Well now I look like a bit of a mug.

[Fniff]

But at least you don't look like a drag queen.

... Hey, that'd be a fun photo share competition. The males of the forum try putting on make-up.

[Dutchling]

Did something like that at school once. Not sure what class it was, but we went somewhere and everyone had to make up their nails or something.

I only barely remember this.

Now I think about it, it might very well have been a dream.

[penguinofhonor]

Mascara is the worst. Several minutes of "oh god I'm about to poke myself in the eye".

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Mascara is the worst. Several minutes of "oh god I'm about to poke myself in the eye".

Have you seen eyelash curlers?

[timferius]

It gets worse, turns out the baby was already born 2 months ago and we're only finding out now. I'm not sure how to feel about this. Also, does this make me an uncle or a second cousin?

If the 14 year old is your first cousin, then the baby is your first cousin once removed.

[Orange Wizard]

I want to get out of bed, but my cat is lying on my lap and she won't move.

[Lord Shonus]

Is there anything heavier than a sleeping cat? Furry little black hole generators, they are.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Is there anything heavier than a sleeping cat? Furry little black hole generators, they are.

You forgot adorable.

What? I may not have one, but I still love the little bastards.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

But at least you don't look like a drag queen.

... Hey, that'd be a fun photo share competition. The males of the forum try putting on make-up.

I'm in

[MaximumZero]

Unfortunately, I cannot into makeup anymore. Once upon a time, I was Goth. Now I turn 31 next week.