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[SOLDIER First]

One of my cats died sometime between last night and this morning, and my dad and I  just finished burying her.

[Graknorke]

well, it's official. i'm retarded when it comes to relationships. I think I just need to accept that I'm not relationship material and stop. 

Ha. You're not relationship material. I'm not relationship material.

Never had a date. Ever. Never asked a girl on a date. Have had very few friends who are girls. You've gotten further than me. If you're retarded, I'm so slow I'm comatose.

So cheer up, you could be way worse. You could be me.

If you're comatose, I'm dead.

Sorry? I didn't quite catch that. These zombie ears, y'know?

If you're a zombie them I'm someone who is not incompetent, but just lazes around doing nothing apart from when they have to.
Oh wait...


Fuck.

[MaximumZero]

If you guys are bad, it's your own damn fault. Look, you're overthinking things. Girls? They're just boys who sit down to pee and have a better chance of smelling nice. If you're interested in talking to a girl, walk up and say hey. Ask an open ended question to get their opinion. Use a compliment and mutual interests to gain rapport. You know, the same way you would with anyone else. The fear of rejection is worse than actually being rejected. Now quit being forever alone and do something about it if loneliness is a problem.

[Graknorke]

I was just using this as a springboard to vaguely moan about my lack of drive to do things.
I don't really have any problems.

[Descan]

As far as I know, a guy has functional mammary glands, they're just never/almost never in the situation where they need to come online :v

What with never being pregnant and all...

[Eric Blank]

After months of fighting with the financial aid office about whether or not they have everything and new documents they never mentioned before springing out of every crack in the walls, the due date to pay for this semester's tuition has arrived, and they still aren't done whining about paperwork, so I don't get FA, and I can't afford to attend without FA so I guess my college days are over for the foreseeable future. Is very sad ;-;

[Graknorke]

I was just using this as a springboard to vaguely moan about my lack of drive to do things.
I don't really have any problems.

Procrastination is a problem. There you go, I invented a problem for you! I hope you feel sad now!

Maybe later.

[kaenneth]

http://vimeo.com/38013872

[Graknorke]

http://vimeo.com/38013872

This should come with a sides warning.

I have to ask NASA for them back now.

[TD1]

If you guys are bad, it's your own damn fault. Look, you're overthinking things. Girls? They're just boys who sit down to pee and have a better chance of smelling nice. If you're interested in talking to a girl, walk up and say hey. Ask an open ended question to get their opinion. Use a compliment and mutual interests to gain rapport. You know, the same way you would with anyone else. The fear of rejection is worse than actually being rejected. Now quit being forever alone and do something about it if loneliness is a problem.

But....they might bite!

[XXSockXX]

If you guys are bad, it's your own damn fault. Look, you're overthinking things. Girls? They're just boys who sit down to pee and have a better chance of smelling nice. If you're interested in talking to a girl, walk up and say hey. Ask an open ended question to get their opinion. Use a compliment and mutual interests to gain rapport. You know, the same way you would with anyone else. The fear of rejection is worse than actually being rejected. Now quit being forever alone and do something about it if loneliness is a problem.

But....they might bite!

You know, that can actually be a good thing.

[tuypo1]

After months of fighting with the financial aid office about whether or not they have everything and new documents they never mentioned before springing out of every crack in the walls, the due date to pay for this semester's tuition has arrived, and they still aren't done whining about paperwork, so I don't get FA, and I can't afford to attend without FA so I guess my college days are over for the foreseeable future. Is very sad ;-;

damit now you made me sad

[alway]

After months of fighting with the financial aid office about whether or not they have everything and new documents they never mentioned before springing out of every crack in the walls, the due date to pay for this semester's tuition has arrived, and they still aren't done whining about paperwork, so I don't get FA, and I can't afford to attend without FA so I guess my college days are over for the foreseeable future. Is very sad ;-;

damit now you made me sad

If that makes you sad, just wait until you get student loans. A year after uni and I'm at -$18k net worth, and that's only because I'm really lucky and well below the average for student debt.

After months of fighting with the financial aid office about whether or not they have everything and new documents they never mentioned before springing out of every crack in the walls, the due date to pay for this semester's tuition has arrived, and they still aren't done whining about paperwork, so I don't get FA, and I can't afford to attend without FA so I guess my college days are over for the foreseeable future. Is very sad ;-;

As to the original thing, not really. Just go talk to your financial aid processing folks at the college. Fact of the matter is, the university would be losing money by having someone expected to be there and paying not be there and not paying; they can't exactly bring in replacements if those dates are already past. They will work with you to get it all sorted out.

[Descan]

As far as I know, a guy has functional mammary glands, they're just never/almost never in the situation where they need to come online :v

What with never being pregnant and all...

I said MORE functional.

And I'm pretty sure if you put the same situation of hormones and stimulation into a guy as what makes a womans breasts lactate, you'd get yourself a cup of man-milk. Doesn't get much more functional than *that*.

[TD1]

Er, sure....

But the thing is, men don't have that hormonal cocktail. They have the lock, but not the key. I don't call that as functional as having both lock and key, as women do.

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