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[Urist McScoopbeard]

The realization that I love my best friend, and that he probably doesn't like me the same way. Not to mention the hardcore insomnia from me anticipating telling him tomorrow/later today.

[Tiruin]

Ah, the fgrp bunch are a finicky one

...the RTD bunch as well

This makes me sad knowing my area of general passage ._.

@Vector: Stay hydrated there D: Hope it clears up soon. Bad stuffs, shoo! :I
^{I somewhat remember mixing water with salt(?)/Suger(?) in some kind of solution that really helped LOADS in that kind of situation...}

[TD1]

I just stayed up until 1:30 at night again, this time browsing imgur and reading r/greentexts. Dammit me. This is why I think I'm a failure at life, because I do shit like this.

Hehe. It's a quarter past eight in the morning. If you're a failure in life, I'm....well, I'm something magnitudes worse

[Orange Wizard]

Half past seven. At night. The next day.

[Tack]

Dear god Vector please don't mention "explosive watery shit" and "kissable lips" in the same paragraph.

[da_nang]

Mother and her new husband are fighting again. Because he doesn't believe she visited me yesterday. Fucking hell.

[hops]

The realization that I love my best friend, and that he probably doesn't like me the same way. Not to mention the hardcore insomnia from me anticipating telling him tomorrow/later today.

It's surprising how fast I automatically censored my mind from being optimistic about this.

Best of luck to you either way, though.

[Vector]

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[Dutchling]

False fire alarm again, while I was taking a shower. So I rush downstairs just in case. Everyone is already waiting for someone to take initiative or something.
Call complex manager's replacement's replacement. Says he's already going to another false fire alarm, but he will go to us shortly.
Half an hour later he finally arrives only to realize he has no idea how to fix this. Pulls the plug out of the fire alarm because why not.

I enter my room. George goes in full panic mode. Goddammit George don't sneak into my room when the fire alarm goes off.

Blergh.

[MaximumZero]

Ah, the fgrp bunch are a finicky one

...the RTD bunch as well

This makes me sad knowing my area of general passage ._.

@Vector: Stay hydrated there D: Hope it clears up soon. Bad stuffs, shoo! :I
^{I somewhat remember mixing water with salt(?)/Suger(?) in some kind of solution that really helped LOADS in that kind of situation...}

A cup of water, a tablespoon of sugar and a teaspoon of salt is essentially homemade Gatorade without the flavoring. I used to drink it all the time back when I was training, but you have to be careful on how much salt and sugar you consume because both salt and sugar can aggravate the lower colon, as can caffeine.

[Morrigi]

I did this whole "outside", "beach" thing yesterday, and managed to sunburn the fuck out of the backs of my hands.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke gasps

you went to the outernet

do they still have milk in bags i must know

but yeah gauze + water + small amount of baking soda dissolved in water -> compress to slap on your hands

should do something

aloe is never a bad idea too

[mastahcheese]

There's also fake cheese.  Most of it is shit but I found one brand I like maybe 66% as much as normal cheese.

SOMEBODY FETCH MASTAHCHEESE

HE MUST DESTROY ALL THE HERETICAL FAKE-CHEESE AND BRING LIGHT TO DAIRY PRODUCTS THAT HAVE LONG PASSED THEIR EXPIRATION DATES

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE TIME FOR THAT?

@LSP: Aloe can be a bad idea if you're drinking it. Trust me, just don't do it.

[Yoink]

Drinking... aloe vera? o____o What.

[FearfulJesuit]

Greek test is due in three hours. It's going to be hella hard.