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[Orange Wizard]

Looks<Confidence, as far as I am aware. As long as a person has a face and isn't a gibbering maniac I'm pretty sure they can be attractive to someone if they put themselves out there.

Then explain to me, as someone who has absolutely no confidence to speak of, why I have girls crawling out my ears?

Edit: That might be an exaggeration. There's like four, tops.

[Lyeos]

Looks<Confidence, as far as I am aware. As long as a person has a face and isn't a gibbering maniac I'm pretty sure they can be attractive to someone if they put themselves out there.

Then explain to me, as someone who has absolutely no confidence to speak of, why I have girls crawling out my ears?

A wizard cursed you, and for the love of all that is awesome I hope they're tiny, otherwise your ears must be huge and everyone can see your earwax.

[Orange Wizard]

Looks<Confidence, as far as I am aware. As long as a person has a face and isn't a gibbering maniac I'm pretty sure they can be attractive to someone if they put themselves out there.

Then explain to me, as someone who has absolutely no confidence to speak of, why I have girls crawling out my ears?

A wizard cursed you, and for the love of all that is awesome I hope they're tiny, otherwise your ears must be huge and everyone can see your earwax.

I am a wizard.

[Lyeos]

I am a wizard.

Ah. Spell gone wrong, then?
Or was the intended effect supposed to be having females appearing in your ears and dragging themselves out?

[Orange Wizard]

Look, let's not talk about my giant waxy ears.

[Descan]

To be fair, giant waxy ears are kind of a mainstay of particularly old, powerful wizards.

As exhibit A and B, Gandalf, Dumbledore.

[Frumple]

Counterpoint A, though: Eliminster. Or however you spell the rotter's name.

In El's favor, though, dude was kinda' like the james bond of ancient wizards. Dude got play. Gandalf didn't get much, s'far as I'm aware, and Dumbles got wizard hitler booty, but not much else. Favor: Forgotten Realms.

Think merlin was pretty spry, too. Point being made, I'unno if it's a true standard or not. I'd kinda' except ancient wizards to be frikkin' ripped, myself. Hundred years and infinite arcane power and they don't have a flab to ab spell? Yeah, right. Might don the ancient wise man look for the masses but when they get home it's off to bench press anvils and frolic with nymphs.

[Descan]

Nah, I just mean giant waxy ears.

They're all Easter Island heads, really.

Only wax and flesh, not stone.

[hops]

Wait, if Grindelwald is wizard Hitler, then what is Voldemort?

[Lord Shonus]

Wizard Mecha-Hitler?

[Frumple]

Wait, if Grindelwald is wizard Hitler, then what is Voldemort?

Just your garden variety domestic terrorist, really. Grindels is wizard hitler because he actually teamed up with hitler, from what I recall. For all the books are dramatic or whatever, Grindels was a driving force behind one of the ruddy world wars. Voldie's penny ante minor civil war junk. A much smaller dark lord.

[Descan]

Neo-Hitler

[Darvi]

Of course, you have to give Voldy some credit for being that much more evil than Grindles, despite his overall lesser threat.

[Redzephyr01]

Wait, if Grindelwald is wizard Hitler, then what is Voldemort?

Totally Not A Lich KingŪ

He even has 7 phylacteries.

[hops]

also

I wouldn't worry about that. Many old people can still look very physically attractive, and besides, you're really young right now.
And you're already passable~

ftfy :|

and the main problem is that isn't enough to make people find me actually attractive