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[scrdest]

There was a one-hour special on the latest little sicko to host a shooting.
Here I thought my country might've been better than that. Guess humans are humans.

The logical solution is to give everyone, literally everyone in the area, a gun. Either you solve the problem with the shootings or the overpopulation.

[Jopax]

I have exactly one exam left to clear out this semester and with it the year. One exam that I've flunked before and am retaking it this Friday. It's not that hard, I know most of the stuff, I just need to go over it all one more time.

But I can't, I started yesterday and I can't bring myself to do it today. It's just ugh, so damn close, yet so far away, if I don't pass it now, I have to retake it all in two weeks, which is even more annoying but it still doesn't do anything to actually move me to act.

[smjjames]

There was a one-hour special on the latest little sicko to host a shooting.
Here I thought my country might've been better than that. Guess humans are humans.

The logical solution is to give everyone, literally everyone in the area, a gun. Either you solve the problem with the shootings or the overpopulation.

Or you'll have a wild west saloon where every-freaking-body has a gun.

[~Neri]

I have exactly one exam left to clear out this semester and with it the year. One exam that I've flunked before and am retaking it this Friday. It's not that hard, I know most of the stuff, I just need to go over it all one more time.

But I can't, I started yesterday and I can't bring myself to do it today. It's just ugh, so damn close, yet so far away, if I don't pass it now, I have to retake it all in two weeks, which is even more annoying but it still doesn't do anything to actually move me to act.

Jopax. I'm ordering you to go study. You need to get that done. Do so.

[Tiruin]

*orients Jopax to what he just said*
*stamps as proof that he should do what he's just saying*
*gives a So What on the concept of 'exam = hard'; it's doable (and I could never get why something being 'hard' deters many people ._. I mean we're talking non-literal things. Non concrete things here.)*
*also cheers and cookies*

[Descan]

This is why I use steel and aluminum bottles, Tiruin. Plus, better for the environment!

Just make sure you dump the water each night >_> Nasty water, that.

[Tack]

I just can't figure why there hasn't been a sensible, rational mass-murderer.

[LordSlowpoke]

there probably were several, but then they died without killing off everyone (i mean, unless they did and i'm dead??) therefore they lost the mass murder thing and victors are retroactively justified always

i could phrase that better. i'm sticking to what i have now, though

[Kadzar]

I just can't figure why there hasn't been a sensible, rational mass-murderer.

Probably because committing mass-murder is neither sensible nor rational.

[Descan]

They're called politicians.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not saying all politicians are mass-murderers, but if you want to cause mass-murder and are sensible and rational, then becoming a war-mongering politico is probably your best bet.

[Jopax]

I don't think the fact it's hard is detering me it isn't really hard it's a chore, but not hard.

Anyways, I think I'm having way to distractions, so tommorrow morning I'll be heading to the library where the only things you can do is oogle the ladies or oogle the books.

Also cookies and coffee ho!

[~Neri]

Go do it.

[LordSlowpoke]

go and do the thing

[Dutchling]

Maybe your local libraryladies be ugly as hell.

[Jopax]

Sadly they're not. Yesterday one left me and a friend rather gobsmacked with our jaws lost somewhere in the general area. And this is two guys who don't really lose their minds over good looking girls.